What phrases/sayings would nobody ever hear you say?

[hello33sunshine]

""Busy making memories" and "I tested positive for Covid".
Both sayings give me the biggest ick 🙈.

The first one is currently making me want to deactivate all my social media until everyone is finished "making memories" this summer holidays 😬😬😬

The Covid one, why do people say it like that? You'd never hear someone say "I tested positive for pregnancy".... whyyyyyy!!!!

Does anyone else have sayings that just really irritate them 🙈

I told you so….. despise it !!!

"game changer" I hate it and I hate the arseholes that use it. And it never even is a bloody game changer. It just means "I want to look good"

Also "make it make sense" - when what they really mean is they just don't agree.

Using 'text' as a past tense verb, as in "I text him and told him."

Referring to clothing in the singular, eg "a flared trouser" or "a red lip." Usually used by poncy fashion types.

People who put "this and that" in a sentence when they can't be bothered to finish the thought.

"It is what it is."

I've had too much wine

‘You need to sit him/her/them down’… why does everyone have to seated to have a conversation? Some of my best conversations are done whilst standing.

‘A hill to die on’. But you’re not really prepared to die, are you?

I will admit to using ‘it is was it is’ though, so I probably shouldn’t judge others.

Picky tea (makes me think of picking scabs)
Nom nom
Holibobs
Have wound myself up even typing these.

Yes to this - also 'Jean' as in ' a dark Jean'.
It's jeans or denims!

" Teaching grandma to suck eggs"

That phrase just destroys me. I actually could barely write it

Oh literally this. Generally used by people who are nothing but exceptionally rude.

The new social media trend of ‘the one who made me…’

i’ve seen it twice today alone.
‘happy birthday to the one who made me a mum’.

Horrendous

He's a cocklodger.....

Pregnant fish? Starts with T ends with T.

Rest In Peace

When people say they are "not impressed" to mean they're annoyed about something. It sounds so haughty.

Horrendous 😂

People claiming they are 'obsessed' when they like something... No, you're not obsessed, you like it.

The ick - sounds so juvenile.

Makes my teeth itch - horrible
Boils my piss - horrible

Bollox - it's Bollocks.

I call bs - i only see this on here and I just find it so irritating.

Baby daddy

Reaching out 🤬
deep dive 🤬🤬

Unalive

Making memories

He/she etc is a narcisist. I'm on a roll now

Of the many examples here that I loathe, the “bad boys” expression is one of the nastiest.

”Unalive” is so mealy mouthed and ridiculous, that I have considered giving up YouTube altogether.

I also dislike the “all her Christmases had come at once“ phrase.

I hate the word ‘cheers’ so much, you’ll never hear me say it

Referring to your own child or children as your 'Bestie'

Bestie and BFF

Making memories

Happy Heavens Birthday / Mothers Day etc in social media

Giving someone'agency'

I was today years old when...

Blessed