What phrases/sayings would nobody ever hear you say?

[hello33sunshine]

""Busy making memories" and "I tested positive for Covid".
Both sayings give me the biggest ick 🙈.

The first one is currently making me want to deactivate all my social media until everyone is finished "making memories" this summer holidays 😬😬😬

The Covid one, why do people say it like that? You'd never hear someone say "I tested positive for pregnancy".... whyyyyyy!!!!

Does anyone else have sayings that just really irritate them 🙈

@hello33sunshine Chillax

Ahhhh yes!! I hate "kids" too....
"Busy naming memories with the kids before they tested positive for Covid"... worst sentence EVER!! 😅

When did "I turned around and said" start?! People are always TURNING AROUND these days..

’You’ve got the ick’.

I HATE this and you see it on here all the time. It makes grown women sound like little children. Just stop.

Also with pp on ‘cheeky glass of wine’.

Hey this is a light hearted thread! No need to get personal 😒

"Not gonna lie"
Well, that's a bloody relief.

" I literally died "

The last time someone said that to me I said well your a dam fine looking corps 😁

"busy making memories" makes me feel sick. I bet noone would actually say that IRL surely?

I've been known to say some annoying shit in my time, but not twee crap like that.

I guess the phrase I'd never utter would be...

"Hello, Mr Farage, I'm here for the bondage session?'

"Serving suggestion" argh hate it.

"Plate up" argh squirm.

Awesome

Crucial

All words to do with buying/selling houses - vendor, viewing, ball-park figure,
I also hate it when they say K instead of thousand.
I don’t know why.

I also hate it when people describe things as desperate when they aren’t desperate - like ‘desperate for a hair cut’

You guys.

I'd imagine twat.

Nearly all the twee words and phrases already mentioned and especially a childish word for stomach.

I have never and will never use the words “hun”, “hubby” or “holibobs”

Oh yes and “a cheeky” Nando’s/wine/anything

Not being funny, but...(no, not funny, but you're going to be a cunt now, aren't you?)

To be honest with you...(honesty is assumed until one does or says anything to change that, surely?)

Literally (no, you are talking figuratively)

Boys will be boys

That's men for you

It'll all be ok

hollibobs, hubby, crimbo, cuppa

sorry I feel dirty now

The words "bitch" and "bitchy" used outside of Southern hiphop and dog breeding.

Any use of animal-related words, like "cow" and "mare", to insult women.

"Karen" as an insult.

The N-word, T-word, and generally slur terms.

Any insults that imply that a woman has had many sexual partners.

I just generally dislike misogyny.

By close of play ...

Who is playing? I'm not, I'm at work.

It's giving....vibes
What, why just say what you mean

Living my best life 🫣

Dreamy.
Kiddos.
Hubby
Belly ache.
Jesus Christ when someone puts the f word in the middle. See, I can't even type it.
"You made me feel ...." No, I didn't. You are responsible for your own feelings.

My husband keeps saying he's going to the quacks (GP) it's driving me quackers!

I agree with almost all the previous comments, but I can't bear to type them out.

Basically...........

Plus everything @PerkyMintDeer said.

Pennies.

I’m wondering what you say instead though.

I got covid (again?) maybe?