If you could say just one sentence to a person that you’ve never been able to…

[Arlanymor]

… what would it be?

I’ll go first: “You didn’t make a noble sacrifice, you went back to a relationship where you are used and abused in front of your children who will see this dysfunction as the ‘model’ for their future relationships. Wake the fuck up.”

I wish I'd never met you

You’re a nutter who obviously doesn’t have the life they expected to have and is taking their bitterness out on others - hurry up and move, do us all a favour.

I don't miss you, I'm glad you're gone, please don't come back.

Second one...

I don't think it's entirely your fault but emotionally you're still a thirteen year old boy, I wish I had understood that sooner and saved myself a lot of energy and emotion.

Please don’t cry every time I visit you mum. I love you but couldn’t manage to care for you at home.

Of course I don't want to get back with you, you're an abusive arsehole.

You’re so welcome, sometimes we just need to put the words out there don’t we?

Yeah but I have OP privilege of breaking my own rules!

Stop being such a cunt, it's been over 10 years and you were the one who made him leave. Now get used to the fact we're married and hes happy, I am your child's SM and I treat your child the same as mine, I'm not a horrible person so stop being bitter and make a life for yourself find someone to love

#1 You are the only person who I’ve ever trusted and been vulnerable with and you broke my trust. I am pleasant to you because I have to be but the moment I found out you died to me and I will never forgive you.

#2 I love you and I wish more than anything we could be together.

You are a horrible toxic person and I'm so much happier now you're not in my life anymore.

Your kids can't read or write at 7&10, homeschooling isn't working.

Do it amongst loving strangers. Tule it in the notes on your phone. Edit for typos and nothing else then post. You’ll feel better for it 💐

Stop trying to control everything.

Oh wow, sending you the biggest cwtch.

100 per cent.

You think you are so right and beyond reproach but you aren't, you didn't listen to me and I felt like was never good enough for you, your superiority complex is misguided and I hope you one day look back and regret being the dick you have been.

To my mother - Why did you bother having children when you were horrible to both of us in different ways?

Oh that got me in my bones!

I know all along you were lying about having cancer. All the pictures you sent of your arm in hospital wired up to drips, I Google reversed the images and they were copied from the Internet, you complete and utter attention seeking freak. In all the years I've known you, I've know that you tell pointless lies but now I have my proof. You obviously thought I was too thick to use the Internet.
Wow. That felt great. I will pull this person up on this but I'm biding my time.

Sometimes you should accept that you are wrong.

You turned a blind eye while those kids were neglected and abused. You make me sick and I want nothing else to do with you.

It's your fault that your child is a complete brat

First one: I'm not saying I didn't do anything wrong, but you're being a complete hypocrite and it's time you swallowed your pride and admitted that so we can talk and get back to being the good friends we were.

Second one, to a few people: I really wish you were still here, but I hope you see everything that I'm doing and that you're proud of me.

I sent this to a former friend two weeks ago. Names dates and venues have been altered but this was actually sent on Sunday 2, June …

”Ann: I’ve absolutely no idea why you phoned me on Friday

You unfriended me last year: Fair enough - I’ve unfriended loads of people but I thought you and I were REAL not a fake, Facebook friends. It did not bother me enough to message you cos I ain’t desperate

Phil, however, was a different kettle of fish. He’s been kind to me since we met at Southport in 2007. Actually we’ve been kind to each other. He told me everything about his relationship with his wife Gail, his regret that they were childless, and how unhappy he was. He was kind to me when my mum died in 2013. It was Phil I messaged before my first out/out four months after Mum’s death because I trusted him and his care of me if I got overwhelmed at the noise/people/music at the Club

So when I commented on Phil’s wall last January, supporting him when his dad was unwell then realising within minutes that’s he had BLOCKED me because I could no longer read the comments, I knew instantly that you were the reason

I was gutted. Truly gutted. A month later I sent him a WhatsApp happy birthday a day early. The fact that without being his “friend” I knew his birthday tells you all you need to know about me, and all I didn’t know about you two

You blatantly blanked me when I walked through the bar on the first day of the Montpelier Weekender. What that told me was that, just by being there, my presence would wind you up

I deliberately stood right in front of you in my shiny silver sequinned trousers. Yeah, deliberately. Tam and I were POL at your fake laughter, bending over double. Yeah, you’re a fake, with your faux modesty at being a nanny to a successful but untalented 90s pop star. Yawn!

I’m not going say anything about Phil whatsoever. My issue is with you

How dare you phone me and have the audacity to address me as “Nuggsy”. You lost the rights of familiarity the moment you whispered your poison in Phil’s ears. He loves you so to please you he blanked me. Shame on both of you

If ever we are at the same event, do not look, approach, text, WhatsApp or speak to me again EVER”