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Girls are in school identifying as

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SwordToFlamethrower · 23/05/2024 21:41

Today, while discussing my daughter's welfare, the safe guarding officer we have been leasing with at my daughter's school told me that they have had girls coming into school identifying as Cheetahs and wanted kitty litter in the bathrooms.

SHE WASN'T JOKING.

There is seriously bad stuff happening to kids and we need to talk about it.

Cheetahs.

She followed by saying "you have absolutely no idea just how bad it is in school these days, there is much worse than that happening."

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BrotherUrgh · 23/05/2024 21:48

For fucks sake, this bullshit again?!

zzplex · 23/05/2024 21:49

Yawn.

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Justwanttocomment · 23/05/2024 21:50

Teacher here with lots of teacher friends in different secondary schools. Not one of us have ever come across these kids. Despite parents in some of our schools being absolutely convinced there are.

OutOfTheHouse · 23/05/2024 21:50

This again?

User1979289 · 23/05/2024 21:50

😂

zzplex · 23/05/2024 21:51

Although actually, identifying as a cheetah would be impressive if it was because the girls are fast sprinters.

WandsOut · 23/05/2024 22:06

There's a pun here about men in women's sports being cheaters.

So are the cats now identifying as Cheetahs? That it's something that people would even start to believe shows what a shitshow self identification has become.

WandsOut · 23/05/2024 22:07

zzplex · 23/05/2024 21:51

Although actually, identifying as a cheetah would be impressive if it was because the girls are fast sprinters.

GrinGrinGrin

WhatNext24 · 23/05/2024 22:08

Sounds like these girls have a sense of humour.

WandsOut · 23/05/2024 22:09

reallyalurker · 23/05/2024 21:45

I do not think this is true. See Snopes. And the Guardian.

To be fair though, the Guardian is a nightmare for pushing stuff like this

amp.theguardian.com/games/2021/apr/24/in-the-game-i-knew-myself-as-hannah-the-trans-gamers-finding-freedom-on-roblox

MonsteraMama · 23/05/2024 22:13

Why would a cheetah need kitty litter? Surely it'd be raw meat at lunchtime and abolition of all lessons except PE?

Flanjango · 23/05/2024 22:16

OP channelling Birbalsingh. Or is it she??

Flanjango · 23/05/2024 22:16

MonsteraMama · 23/05/2024 22:13

Why would a cheetah need kitty litter? Surely it'd be raw meat at lunchtime and abolition of all lessons except PE?

🤣🤣🤣

ErrolTheDragon · 23/05/2024 22:17

BrotherUrgh · 23/05/2024 21:48

For fucks sake, this bullshit again?!

Cat shit

CornishTiger · 23/05/2024 22:19

Yawn can I have a very big tin of tiger food.

Testina · 23/05/2024 22:40

You’re either stirring or very very gullible 🤣

SonicTheHodgeheg · 23/05/2024 22:41

It was inevitable that the bots would be out in force spreading crap because of the election.

Obviouspretzel · 23/05/2024 22:44

Was one of them called Le-a, pronounced Ledasha?

WandsOut · 23/05/2024 23:01

You might need to check the veracity of this claim with a lion detector.

BitOutOfPractice · 23/05/2024 23:06

Im no David Attenborough but I don’t think cheetahs use litter trays.

this bullshit again op? Blateht lies throughout your post.

SwordToFlamethrower · 23/05/2024 23:07

No, not "this again".

This is happening in my daughter's secondary school.

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SwordToFlamethrower · 23/05/2024 23:07

It isn't a joke or a lie

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MrsJackThornton · 23/05/2024 23:09

SwordToFlamethrower · 23/05/2024 23:07

No, not "this again".

This is happening in my daughter's secondary school.

No it's not

A small amount of critical thinking would tell you that even if this were true the safeguarding lead wouldn't be able to divulge information like this to a random parent

MotherFeministWoman · 23/05/2024 23:09

SwordToFlamethrower · 23/05/2024 23:07

No, not "this again".

This is happening in my daughter's secondary school.

Nah, it's not

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