We've been on two holidays in that kind of price range (if you adjust for inflation that is, it's been a while) and we've got one booked for 2026 that's a little bit more expensive.
First one was our honeymoon, 10 days in the Maldives. Beautiful place. One of the days we took a boat trip down to Gan, the island right on the south end, to spread a small amount of Mrs. Frogpole's daddy's ashes as he'd served there way back in the day, RAF.
Second one was a surprise celebration kind of thing for when we finally got all of the legal, adoption, parental responsibility, registry etc paperwork done so as all four of us had the same last name. 14 nights in Florida, doing all the theme parks, Disney World, Universal, went to the Kennedy Space Centre twice, everything.
The upcoming one is a cruise, just for Mrs Frogpole and I, something she's always wanted to do. Our eldest has moved away (to Australia no less!), our youngest will follow suit at some point in the not too distant future.. with a bit of luck.. Also I'm a bit older than Mrs Frogpole, whilst I'm not about to kick the bucket just yet I'm not under any illusions about being around long enough to get a telegram from the Queen King either. I've got that much titanium and stainless steel holding me together that I've cancelled my life insurance - I've told them that when I snuff it they're to take me to the breaker's yard and sell me as scrap metal😂
The holiday mentioned in the OP though? Not a thing, not happening, no. For eight large you could get a week in Greece all inc, a week in Spain all inc being shouted at by uppity locals, a week camping in Cornwall being shouted at by uppity locals, a four day weekend in a Welsh B&B walking the Brecon Beacons being chased with pitchforks and blazing torches, a few daytrips, a couple of Friday nights taking everyone bowling, then to the cinema, then to the all you can eat buffet place.
Plus you won't have to put up with your mate's hysterical laughter when you tell them you spent eight thousand bloody quid on a week in CorfuðŸ¤ðŸ¤£