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CF allotment thief thread no 4 - Babs’s dodgy solicitor and TV producers looking to cast for the role of Penfold?

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YaMuvva · 09/05/2024 15:24

New thread! Last one was here
www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5049200-cf-allotment-thief-part-3-the-plot-thickens-and-auditions-begin-for-the-west-end-musical?page=38&reply=135136744

So a quick update.

DH dropped me off for my surgery this morning then dropped the kids at school before heading to the allotment. Babs was there gardening as were some other people on their own plots. All her crap was still there

DH went up and reminded her that she needs to be off the plot by the 20th. She said that she is awaiting advice from her solicitor to see if she can challenge us. She also said if the solicitor says she has to be off, she will be gone by the 20th but isn’t giving it up without checking if she has rights first. She did a fair bit of guilt tripping to DH about how she has spent 10 years being part of a community and having a hobby and she now has to give it all up but he held strong and told her, unless she comes back with a legitimate legal claim her property will be off the allotment by the 21st - wether it’s removed by her or by him.

However - enter Penfold stage right

Penfold is what we are calling the allotment neighbour who marched over from the other side of the plots (because that’s who he looks like). He started shouting at DH saying “You’re a bully! Fancy picking on an old lady and taking her allotment off her after all her years of hard work”. He pointed out it’s his allotment now and Penfold said that “just because your name is on a piece of paper it doesn’t give you the right to steal it off it’s rightful owner”. He then start saying “What do you know about gardening pretty boy? These allotments should be for real gardeners not pretty boys like you”

When DH told me this I laughed so hard I thought my stitches may burst 😂 DH IS very pretty but he’s also mid-40’s and hasn’t been called pretty in many many years. We are in semi-rural Yorkshire though and a man wearing a top that isn’t either blue black or white is considered a feminine.

When DH stated he does actually know about gardening, Penfold was all “Yeah right yeah right all you know about is putting your make up on” 🤣🤣 and said how these allotment owners have been around for decades he can’t just barge in and kick people out. DH said he was half expecting Penfold to say “this is a local allotment for local people”.

Then it was BABS of all people who told Penfold to STFU. Not quite those words but she said “oh do calm down Nigel”. The other plot owners just kept their heads down apparently. DH took off in the end but he is considering buying a Danger Mouse t-shirt to wear when he gardens. I’ve told him I can help him apply his make up 😂.

Anyway Babs’s words don’t exactly fill me with confidence but it’s better than flat out refusing to leave I suppose. I’m absolutely confident that legally she hasn’t a leg to stand on, but that doesn’t mean some dodgy solicitor won’t claim otherwise for a bit of easy money off her. Either way unless there is a claim that has legs (highly unlikely) DH will be round on the 21st to set up his stuff. PP were right about insane allotment owners - but we are just gonna have to lump it and not let Penfold ruin our time there.

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AlanBrendaCelia · 26/05/2024 12:38

LordPercyPercy · 26/05/2024 12:32

Bloody hell, everyone in that village seems out to get their sticky paws on your belongings! Glad you are on the mend now.

I think OP should name the village so that none of us ever move there! It’s clearly a local village for local people and there’s nothing for us there.

StillWonderingAboutCheekyFockerCousin · 26/05/2024 12:41

@YaMuvva Your next thread should most definitely be called Garage thief's snotty adamant sister

StillWonderingAboutCheekyFockerCousin · 26/05/2024 12:42

@YaMuvva Your next thread should most definitely be called Garage thief's snotty adamant sister.

StillWonderingAboutCheekyFockerCousin · 26/05/2024 12:44

Ugh posted twice and can't delete.

myfaceismyown · 26/05/2024 12:47

Ooh Yabruvva and Yaprettyboy missed an opportunity! With Babs away they could have dumped erected her rotting shed in her garden to give her a lovely surprise on her return...!
Glad all is well and you have a relatively happy ending. Not sure what to think about garagethief's sister - perhaps garage theft runs in the family and its some sort of compulsive disorder? Keep getting better OP, enjoy using your land and never lose that wonderful sense of humour x

godmum56 · 26/05/2024 12:47

@YaMuvva great relief that you are ok and silly old mumsnet. Delighted to hear that the land situation has had a quietish ending. Wow though about the garage, talk about Village of the Damned. Enjoy your visit to the pub.

pollymere · 26/05/2024 12:50

Yes... We definitely need to know about Garage Thief's Sister (GTS). New thread needed!

rainbowstardrops · 26/05/2024 12:51

Really glad you're ok and Bab's went quietly!
But being banned for calling out racism? What's that all about?!

WickedSerious · 26/05/2024 12:58

AlanBrendaCelia · 26/05/2024 12:38

I think OP should name the village so that none of us ever move there! It’s clearly a local village for local people and there’s nothing for us there.

I wouldn't want anyone looking up my skirt either.

CoffeeBeansGalore · 26/05/2024 12:59

Thank you for the update @YaMuvva .
Glad you are on the mend.
Hopefully garage thief sister will get bored & shut up shortly.
All the best 🥂

Jaboody · 26/05/2024 13:02

So glad to hear you're better. Now you need to start a thread of garage thief's sister.

allthemiddlechildrenoftheworld · 26/05/2024 13:02

@YaMuvva glad to hear you are on the mend!! septicaemia is not good but you appear to have got over that. onward and upwards! the only thing to worry about now is if thieving bugger Babs and garage thief's sister become the best of friends!! that would be one fantastic hilarious book!! name that village so we all avoid them!! please! we can sneak in the back way to visit you!

Cosmosforbreakfast · 26/05/2024 13:05

Glad to hear all is well with you OP but sorry to see you have another pest on the loose. Have a solicitors letter sent to her, nip her shit in the bud and also tell to fuck off. Barbara hadn't a leg to stand on and she knew it.

dapsnotplimsolls · 26/05/2024 13:07

Glad you're feeling better. It doesn't sound like GTS is overwhelmed with grief! What is Prettyboy going to plant first?

theholesinmyapologies · 26/05/2024 13:14

Look forward to pictures of Prettyboy's new shed and plants

As for Garage Thief's Sister, sounds like she was more interested in getting his things than him. Keep the ring doorbell footage; you may need it if she doesn't pull herself together.

artant · 26/05/2024 13:33

Very glad to hear you are on the road to recovery and off the naughty step @YaMuvva and however much more allotment drama might have amused us here I’m also pleased you now have possession of the plot and can get started. In the long run, an anti-climactic outcome is for the best.

With the arrival of Garage Thief’s sister, you do seem to be surrounded by people who think that possession trumps ownership though! Maybe it’ll turn out he’s left the house to someone else entirely and a new fight will break out that doesn’t involve you. If she’s there long term though it does sound like she might befriend Babs to the dismay of you and all your other neighbours.

Cherrysoup · 26/05/2024 13:34

What is it with these idiots who think they own other people’s property? Thoroughly pissed off with my idiot lot who’ve left tons of broken old crap furniture/rubbish/bins full of the wrong stuff in the recycling one etc. Oh well, big clear up tomorrow, at least they’ve gone!

Hope yahubby took pics of falling down shed so Babs doesn’t claim it was a top of the range amazeballs affair. As for new character claiming to own the garage, omg, endless drama! Tell her you’ll call the police if she doesn’t stop harassing you. I can’t remember-did garage thief empty it before keeling over?

LardoBurrows · 26/05/2024 13:38

So glad to hear that your recovery is going well and that Babs went quietly in the end.

But, Garage Thief's sister! WTF is in the water in that village, or do you think it's due to centuries of inbreeding?

Or, maybe you have just stumbled into a soviet style communist collective where ownership is theft and nobody has told you, yet, that you actually own nothing and will have to share all your property - your house, your cars, your garage, maybe even ...... pretty boy 😲.

CarolinaInTheMorning · 26/05/2024 13:44

AlanBrendaCelia · 26/05/2024 12:38

I think OP should name the village so that none of us ever move there! It’s clearly a local village for local people and there’s nothing for us there.

But we would have @YaMuvva and YaHubba (aka Prettyboy) as neighbors, and I assume YaBruvva lives nearby. I might be looking for a move out of the US come November. 😀

So glad you are feeling better, OP.

diddl · 26/05/2024 13:52

Glad you're ok Op & glad it was all resolved easily for you.

So "local allotment for local people" & also "local garage for local people"?

Sounds like the beginnings of a sitcom!

CountingCrones · 26/05/2024 13:53

Delighted you're on the mend, OP - we were all quite worried about you.

Did you try messaging MNHQ with an outraged "Do you know who I am?" type message? Given the many of us anxiously awaiting an update, you'd have had a strong case for a suspended sentence.

Snazzysausage · 26/05/2024 13:56

Well,that's quite an update in other ways, hope you continue on the road to recovery and are soon fit enough to (finally!) enjoy your allotment. The sister sounds weird so also hope that settles down too!

PleaseletitbeSpring · 26/05/2024 13:56

Loving the update! GTS sounds like the neighbour from hell. I wonder if she’s actually inherited the house or whether she’s pissing off her own relatives who have a share in it?

fuzzleberry · 26/05/2024 14:01

Why was she trying to get in the garage?! Is his stuff still in it?

Newestname002 · 26/05/2024 14:08

@YaMuvva

Phew!!! Thank goodness you're ok/on the mend. Also that YOUR allotment plot has been vacated without further nastiness and garage thief's sister backed off. Sorry about her brother though. Keep getting better!! 🌹