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CF allotment thief thread no 4 - Babs’s dodgy solicitor and TV producers looking to cast for the role of Penfold?

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YaMuvva · 09/05/2024 15:24

New thread! Last one was here
www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5049200-cf-allotment-thief-part-3-the-plot-thickens-and-auditions-begin-for-the-west-end-musical?page=38&reply=135136744

So a quick update.

DH dropped me off for my surgery this morning then dropped the kids at school before heading to the allotment. Babs was there gardening as were some other people on their own plots. All her crap was still there

DH went up and reminded her that she needs to be off the plot by the 20th. She said that she is awaiting advice from her solicitor to see if she can challenge us. She also said if the solicitor says she has to be off, she will be gone by the 20th but isn’t giving it up without checking if she has rights first. She did a fair bit of guilt tripping to DH about how she has spent 10 years being part of a community and having a hobby and she now has to give it all up but he held strong and told her, unless she comes back with a legitimate legal claim her property will be off the allotment by the 21st - wether it’s removed by her or by him.

However - enter Penfold stage right

Penfold is what we are calling the allotment neighbour who marched over from the other side of the plots (because that’s who he looks like). He started shouting at DH saying “You’re a bully! Fancy picking on an old lady and taking her allotment off her after all her years of hard work”. He pointed out it’s his allotment now and Penfold said that “just because your name is on a piece of paper it doesn’t give you the right to steal it off it’s rightful owner”. He then start saying “What do you know about gardening pretty boy? These allotments should be for real gardeners not pretty boys like you”

When DH told me this I laughed so hard I thought my stitches may burst 😂 DH IS very pretty but he’s also mid-40’s and hasn’t been called pretty in many many years. We are in semi-rural Yorkshire though and a man wearing a top that isn’t either blue black or white is considered a feminine.

When DH stated he does actually know about gardening, Penfold was all “Yeah right yeah right all you know about is putting your make up on” 🤣🤣 and said how these allotment owners have been around for decades he can’t just barge in and kick people out. DH said he was half expecting Penfold to say “this is a local allotment for local people”.

Then it was BABS of all people who told Penfold to STFU. Not quite those words but she said “oh do calm down Nigel”. The other plot owners just kept their heads down apparently. DH took off in the end but he is considering buying a Danger Mouse t-shirt to wear when he gardens. I’ve told him I can help him apply his make up 😂.

Anyway Babs’s words don’t exactly fill me with confidence but it’s better than flat out refusing to leave I suppose. I’m absolutely confident that legally she hasn’t a leg to stand on, but that doesn’t mean some dodgy solicitor won’t claim otherwise for a bit of easy money off her. Either way unless there is a claim that has legs (highly unlikely) DH will be round on the 21st to set up his stuff. PP were right about insane allotment owners - but we are just gonna have to lump it and not let Penfold ruin our time there.

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YaMuvva · 26/05/2024 14:16

fuzzleberry · 26/05/2024 14:01

Why was she trying to get in the garage?! Is his stuff still in it?

She hadn’t realised he’d cleared it out. She was apparently very unapologetic about the fact she was aggressively trying to break into our garage (deceased garage thief left it unlocked most of the time).

To answer a PP - DH has planted some root veg and beetroot (Bleurgh!) and he has also taken a planter of herbs down so hopefully we’ll have some lovely veg soon. Because of my upcoming treatment we may not get much else going this summer, but still it’s nice to have it all back to its rightful owner. Once the shed is erected we’re gonna take some chairs down and it will largely be a place for relaxation/sunbathing at first!

We did wonder how far we could go in terms of piss taking and briefly considered putting a hot tub in just to piss Penfold off 😂😂 and erect a sign called Pretty Boy Hot Tubs 😂

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prettybird · 26/05/2024 14:21

Good news about your "allotment" Flowers

GTS reminds me of what happened with our old (downstairs) neighbour (the back garden is split left and right). Hmm

When they were selling their house (the bottom half of a big Victorian villa), we reminded them that the "coal" shed that they were using (on our/left side of the garden) was actually ours and couldn't be "sold" with the property (as we'd noticed them showing it to viewers). We actually put it in writing (it was very clear on the title deeds) and said we didn't want the first conversation with our new neighbours to be an awkward one explaining that they didn't own either of the coal sheds Shock.

Guess what? Our first conversation with the new neighbours was, "Yes, we knew where the key was for the shed we'd actually realised that we'd had the key all along as the previous neighbours had used a padlock which they'd taken off and NO we weren't giving it to them." ShockAngrySad

We explained what had happened and fortunately they were very understanding. We let them put a shed to the side of the front garden (which is technically communal) so that they didn't have to lug their bike up to the back of the garden where there was another shed.

OlderGlaswegianLivingInDevon · 26/05/2024 14:25

The lady you bought the house from has a LOT to answer for !

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YaMuvva · 26/05/2024 14:37

OMG GREAT MINDS!!

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sueelleker · 26/05/2024 14:51

I'd be wary that Babs might come back when your vegetables are ready, and harvest them because it was "her" allotment:)

Newestname002 · 26/05/2024 14:51

@YaMuvva

I utterly adore beetroot. Beetroot juice (also good for high blood pressure). Roasted beetroot hot (and cold especially with a crumbly white cheese in a salad with dressed good leaves and roasted chicken legs or in a "tapas" with Camembert, caramelised onion humous, hot smoked salmon and anything else you care to add). I now get the pre-cooked peeled ones in a sealed bag so the only labour from me is opening the bag... 🌹

YaMuvva · 26/05/2024 14:53

Newestname002 · 26/05/2024 14:51

@YaMuvva

I utterly adore beetroot. Beetroot juice (also good for high blood pressure). Roasted beetroot hot (and cold especially with a crumbly white cheese in a salad with dressed good leaves and roasted chicken legs or in a "tapas" with Camembert, caramelised onion humous, hot smoked salmon and anything else you care to add). I now get the pre-cooked peeled ones in a sealed bag so the only labour from me is opening the bag... 🌹

I know it’s so good for you, but I just hate the taste and texture. But I’m trying to up my intake of veg (especially veg good for blood)) so I’m going to force it down. I like the idea of it with Camembert!

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TeatimeForTheSoul · 26/05/2024 14:54

Beetroot goes wonderfully in chocolate cake! Lots of recipes out there and makes it beautifully moist.

CountingCrones · 26/05/2024 14:55

Keep adding Camembert until the beetroot is undetectable.

Dreadful stuff.

Newestname002 · 26/05/2024 14:55

@YaMuvva

The stuff you get doused in malt vinegar is just disgusting!! To me anyway - sad if that is the first introduction to beetroot). 🌹

ColinRobinsonsFart · 26/05/2024 14:59

@YaMuvva

Pumpkins! Get lots of pumpkins growing - they will be ready to plant from garden centres now. They need space and little else. They fill up an empty plot and the big leaves keep the weeds down.
And in the late summer/autumn you get pumpkins to eat/ carve/ give away.

When DH was convalescing after a stay in ITU after bowel surgery and colostomy, we got loads of pumpkins, butternut squash etc and let them run riot.
Gave us breathing space until he was fit again.

Allotmeneteer 18 years and counting!

Callipygion · 26/05/2024 15:14

Newestname002 · 26/05/2024 14:55

@YaMuvva

The stuff you get doused in malt vinegar is just disgusting!! To me anyway - sad if that is the first introduction to beetroot). 🌹

Oh I love it! I could eat a whole big jar.

HappiestSleeping · 26/05/2024 15:14

@YaMuvva definitely put the chavvy sex pond hot tub in 👍

DeanElderberry · 26/05/2024 15:25

Welcome back. I'm sorry about the blood infection but very glad the treatment is working. RIP poor old Garage Thief, but wow oh wow his sister.

Beetroot soup is lovely. I am about to set out small plants of: broad beans, french beans, looseleaf lettuce, spring onions, broccoli, purple sprouting broccoli, courgettes, sunflowers (for the birds, not for me), nasturtiums, tomatoes, all bought from the market yesterday. You have plenty of time to get the place set up.

LardoBurrows · 26/05/2024 15:26

Callipygion · 26/05/2024 15:14

Oh I love it! I could eat a whole big jar.

Me too, I love it. Plain cooked beetroot just tastes like earth to me.

YaMuvva · 26/05/2024 15:30

It’s the runny pick liquid that emits from the beetroot and gets on your pickled onion that I have big problem with too.

Pickled onions and garlic - now o could eat those bad boys all day!

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mrstreacle · 26/05/2024 15:39

TeatimeForTheSoul · 26/05/2024 14:54

Beetroot goes wonderfully in chocolate cake! Lots of recipes out there and makes it beautifully moist.

I loathe beetroot but love it in cake. Couldn't bring myself to make one with it though so I'll stick to the nice cake shop that sells slices of it very occasionally

YaMuvva · 26/05/2024 15:39

My DD made a beetroot cake in school last term and it was actually not gross. I couldn’t taste the beetroot

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Washingupdone · 26/05/2024 15:40

Thank you for coming back and giving us all an update, our minds were running riot as to what you might have been suffering.
Fresh steamed beetroot is delicious, nothing like that jarred stuff, please try it.
Could you send us your paradise photo when all is installed?

YaMuvva · 26/05/2024 15:44

Washingupdone · 26/05/2024 15:40

Thank you for coming back and giving us all an update, our minds were running riot as to what you might have been suffering.
Fresh steamed beetroot is delicious, nothing like that jarred stuff, please try it.
Could you send us your paradise photo when all is installed?

Absolutely! I was gonna send one of me and DH with champagne in our hands in our chairs originally but I’ve been reliably informed on a other thread by a poster that I’m being watched on other chat forums and websites due to, I think, my race/religion, so I sadly can’t risk my face and name being outed 😭 I’ll get the booze in the picture though, and maybe me feet again, the stockings may even get a comeback 🤣🤣🤣

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CountingCrones · 26/05/2024 15:45

YaMuvva · 26/05/2024 15:39

My DD made a beetroot cake in school last term and it was actually not gross. I couldn’t taste the beetroot

My point exactly - if you add enough stuff to beetroot that you can't taste it, it's bearable. Imagine how much better it is without the beetroot in the first place 😉

YaMuvva · 26/05/2024 15:46

PS I’m announcing now if there is an unexpected hiatus it’s because I’ve upset MN and no other reason 😂

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HappiestSleeping · 26/05/2024 15:47

YaMuvva · 26/05/2024 15:46

PS I’m announcing now if there is an unexpected hiatus it’s because I’ve upset MN and no other reason 😂

So if a new account is opened in the name of YaMoovver, we will all know why 😉