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CF allotment thief thread no 4 - Babs’s dodgy solicitor and TV producers looking to cast for the role of Penfold?

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YaMuvva · 09/05/2024 15:24

New thread! Last one was here
www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5049200-cf-allotment-thief-part-3-the-plot-thickens-and-auditions-begin-for-the-west-end-musical?page=38&reply=135136744

So a quick update.

DH dropped me off for my surgery this morning then dropped the kids at school before heading to the allotment. Babs was there gardening as were some other people on their own plots. All her crap was still there

DH went up and reminded her that she needs to be off the plot by the 20th. She said that she is awaiting advice from her solicitor to see if she can challenge us. She also said if the solicitor says she has to be off, she will be gone by the 20th but isn’t giving it up without checking if she has rights first. She did a fair bit of guilt tripping to DH about how she has spent 10 years being part of a community and having a hobby and she now has to give it all up but he held strong and told her, unless she comes back with a legitimate legal claim her property will be off the allotment by the 21st - wether it’s removed by her or by him.

However - enter Penfold stage right

Penfold is what we are calling the allotment neighbour who marched over from the other side of the plots (because that’s who he looks like). He started shouting at DH saying “You’re a bully! Fancy picking on an old lady and taking her allotment off her after all her years of hard work”. He pointed out it’s his allotment now and Penfold said that “just because your name is on a piece of paper it doesn’t give you the right to steal it off it’s rightful owner”. He then start saying “What do you know about gardening pretty boy? These allotments should be for real gardeners not pretty boys like you”

When DH told me this I laughed so hard I thought my stitches may burst 😂 DH IS very pretty but he’s also mid-40’s and hasn’t been called pretty in many many years. We are in semi-rural Yorkshire though and a man wearing a top that isn’t either blue black or white is considered a feminine.

When DH stated he does actually know about gardening, Penfold was all “Yeah right yeah right all you know about is putting your make up on” 🤣🤣 and said how these allotment owners have been around for decades he can’t just barge in and kick people out. DH said he was half expecting Penfold to say “this is a local allotment for local people”.

Then it was BABS of all people who told Penfold to STFU. Not quite those words but she said “oh do calm down Nigel”. The other plot owners just kept their heads down apparently. DH took off in the end but he is considering buying a Danger Mouse t-shirt to wear when he gardens. I’ve told him I can help him apply his make up 😂.

Anyway Babs’s words don’t exactly fill me with confidence but it’s better than flat out refusing to leave I suppose. I’m absolutely confident that legally she hasn’t a leg to stand on, but that doesn’t mean some dodgy solicitor won’t claim otherwise for a bit of easy money off her. Either way unless there is a claim that has legs (highly unlikely) DH will be round on the 21st to set up his stuff. PP were right about insane allotment owners - but we are just gonna have to lump it and not let Penfold ruin our time there.

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Justkeepingplatesspinning · 20/05/2024 14:12

MrsLeonFarrell · 20/05/2024 11:31

It's a pity we can't ask Babs if there is anything she would like to say to the worldwide audience for her eviction.

This has to be in the film!
@YaMuvva hope you're resting up and letting folks look after you. Hysterectomies are major ops and you need to take the time to let your body heal.
Also watching and waiting with bated breath for tomorrow's update!

Oblomov24 · 20/05/2024 14:36

Loving Viques screenplay.

Callipygion · 20/05/2024 15:04

It’s like reclaiming the Falklands all over again. Hope you have your flag ready to plant on your patch.

Delphinium20 · 20/05/2024 15:13

@viques Oh, that was fun!

I have two big things to look forward to today. DD home from her university and the storming of the allotments. I'm a tad ashamed that YaMuvva's update has been checked a few more times than the airport app for DD's flight.

kelinbrusselsland · 20/05/2024 15:42
Regina Hall Popcorn GIF

D Day!!

Allofaflutter · 20/05/2024 15:58

Hope you are feeling better OP. I hope dh is ready to relay the drama as it happens tomorrow. Fingers crossed she just will be gone.

needsomewarmsunshine · 20/05/2024 16:04

Callipygion · 20/05/2024 15:04

It’s like reclaiming the Falklands all over again. Hope you have your flag ready to plant on your patch.

I feel like singing a rousing chorus of 'We shall over come' ! 😁

BresciaBike · 20/05/2024 16:06

The similar threads suggested by MN's algorithms are hilarious :-D

CF allotment thief thread no 4 - Babs’s dodgy solicitor and TV producers looking to cast for the role of Penfold?
Therealjudgejudy · 20/05/2024 16:11

Best of luck tomorrow!

AwBlessm · 20/05/2024 16:15

BresciaBike · 20/05/2024 16:06

The similar threads suggested by MN's algorithms are hilarious :-D

🤣🤣🤣 The Search for Justice!

Hoppinggreen · 20/05/2024 16:28

YaMuvva · 14/05/2024 22:08

<unrelated grumble alert>

When the Yorkshire and Scottish MN contingents come down in support on the 21st can we make an afternoon detour to the PTA meeting please? I have a trustee role and have told all the other trustees why I won’t be available likely for the rest of the term. I thought it best to just be honest, I’ve been a faithful member for some time now, and have given so much time at events.

They’re actually openly whinging in the group that I’m on that it’s so hard to find a temporary replacement for me and the Chair has said “Well someone on the trustee board will have to deputise as for whatever reason YaMuvva is unavailable” 🤬🤬 What a twat.

It’s only fucking note taking

And the treasurer has owned me £230 in expenses for 3 months now and keeps putting off making the transfer. Can you all come with me so I can tell then to shove their role and send me my expenses please?

Ex PTA Chair here (waste of time DD never got to be Mary).
Dont worry OP, I've got ya

MagicFarawayTea · 20/05/2024 17:10

Delphinium20 · 20/05/2024 15:13

@viques Oh, that was fun!

I have two big things to look forward to today. DD home from her university and the storming of the allotments. I'm a tad ashamed that YaMuvva's update has been checked a few more times than the airport app for DD's flight.

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🤣🤣

Stigsmother · 20/05/2024 17:12

Good luck tomorrow, hope you're feeling a bit better 😊

LardoBurrows · 20/05/2024 17:34

BresciaBike · 20/05/2024 16:06

The similar threads suggested by MN's algorithms are hilarious :-D

Those suggestions are properly bonkers.

Jimmyneutronsforehead · 20/05/2024 17:56

I've been lurking on these but dying for an update

CountingCrones · 20/05/2024 18:03

I drove within 5 miles of the OP today and was so tempted open Google Maps to look for un-allotments near houses with big gardens, on the off chance I could see Babs packing her stuff up with Penfold in attendance.

I hope you’re getting plenty of rest, @YaMuvva , and that PrettyBoy is keeping you well supplied with tea, biscuits and painkillers.

WickedSerious · 20/05/2024 19:10

LardoBurrows · 20/05/2024 17:34

Those suggestions are properly bonkers.

A bit like Amazon's 'people who bought this also bought this' helpful hints.

Atethehalloweenchocs · 20/05/2024 19:59

This is the best thread I have read on MN! So looking forward to the update tomorrow, I wait with breath that is baited.

Cherrysoup · 20/05/2024 20:10

Don’t think @YaMuvva is checking til 21st, we’re doing the same, my DH will be dropping by the house (non paying tenants who don’t like that we’re having to sell up) refusing to leave despite all the notice.

allhailthebrain · 20/05/2024 22:35

I thought it was Tuesday that yahubby and yabruvva were headed to the allotment, but now this is a thread full of "it's today!".

I assume this is because yamuvva might see Babs heading past the window with bits of shed and some half grown cauliflowers... 😁

fettybord · 20/05/2024 22:37

@YaMuvva please do rest and follow orders. I had the same surgery last summer and thankfully my DM came to stay for a month so I could rest. And I did. (I didn't even want to tell her about the surgery. I was so convinced I would be fine...)

It was still utterly exhausting!!! I slept so much. And then I thought I was fine and that I could do things, but I did too much, and needed to rest a lot more...

Anyway, 11 months down the line I am so grateful for the surgery and that everything went well. And, I put a lot of it down to my DM insisting that I rested...

HappiestSleeping · 20/05/2024 23:45

allhailthebrain · 20/05/2024 22:35

I thought it was Tuesday that yahubby and yabruvva were headed to the allotment, but now this is a thread full of "it's today!".

I assume this is because yamuvva might see Babs heading past the window with bits of shed and some half grown cauliflowers... 😁

Today was when time expires if I recall correctly, so tomorrow would be an appropriate day to check it's all gone. We are just impatient 🤣🤣

allhailthebrain · 21/05/2024 00:07

HappiestSleeping · 20/05/2024 23:45

Today was when time expires if I recall correctly, so tomorrow would be an appropriate day to check it's all gone. We are just impatient 🤣🤣

I am 100% there with you 😂

I only know that in a recent update, our allotmentless OP mentioned Pretty Boy and yabruvva going to the allotment on Tuesday, so I'm assuming that's when we will know for sure...

In my case, I would have sent Southern Boy (Yorkshire Lass at heart here, who married beneath her 😉) today to take a look from afar with binoculars, or some such cartoon related scheme to see what was happening.

No, I don't know why he puts up with me either!

Harmonypus · 21/05/2024 02:36

It's 2.30am and I'm just setting up my virtual deckchair across from @YaMuvva's plot of land, ready for when Pretty Boy comes to stake his claim a little later when it's light.
Not only do I have my virtual deckchair, but I've got my theatre glasses, bottle of something cold and bubbly, and lots of nibbles for when the action starts, and a flask of brandy infused coffee and a nice warm blanket to see me through the next few hours.

andfinallyhereweare · 21/05/2024 06:11

@andyourpointiswhat i too live in oz and I was just thinking well it’s the 21st here! Can’t wait for the update 😂