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CF allotment thief thread no 4 - Babs’s dodgy solicitor and TV producers looking to cast for the role of Penfold?

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YaMuvva · 09/05/2024 15:24

New thread! Last one was here
www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5049200-cf-allotment-thief-part-3-the-plot-thickens-and-auditions-begin-for-the-west-end-musical?page=38&reply=135136744

So a quick update.

DH dropped me off for my surgery this morning then dropped the kids at school before heading to the allotment. Babs was there gardening as were some other people on their own plots. All her crap was still there

DH went up and reminded her that she needs to be off the plot by the 20th. She said that she is awaiting advice from her solicitor to see if she can challenge us. She also said if the solicitor says she has to be off, she will be gone by the 20th but isn’t giving it up without checking if she has rights first. She did a fair bit of guilt tripping to DH about how she has spent 10 years being part of a community and having a hobby and she now has to give it all up but he held strong and told her, unless she comes back with a legitimate legal claim her property will be off the allotment by the 21st - wether it’s removed by her or by him.

However - enter Penfold stage right

Penfold is what we are calling the allotment neighbour who marched over from the other side of the plots (because that’s who he looks like). He started shouting at DH saying “You’re a bully! Fancy picking on an old lady and taking her allotment off her after all her years of hard work”. He pointed out it’s his allotment now and Penfold said that “just because your name is on a piece of paper it doesn’t give you the right to steal it off it’s rightful owner”. He then start saying “What do you know about gardening pretty boy? These allotments should be for real gardeners not pretty boys like you”

When DH told me this I laughed so hard I thought my stitches may burst 😂 DH IS very pretty but he’s also mid-40’s and hasn’t been called pretty in many many years. We are in semi-rural Yorkshire though and a man wearing a top that isn’t either blue black or white is considered a feminine.

When DH stated he does actually know about gardening, Penfold was all “Yeah right yeah right all you know about is putting your make up on” 🤣🤣 and said how these allotment owners have been around for decades he can’t just barge in and kick people out. DH said he was half expecting Penfold to say “this is a local allotment for local people”.

Then it was BABS of all people who told Penfold to STFU. Not quite those words but she said “oh do calm down Nigel”. The other plot owners just kept their heads down apparently. DH took off in the end but he is considering buying a Danger Mouse t-shirt to wear when he gardens. I’ve told him I can help him apply his make up 😂.

Anyway Babs’s words don’t exactly fill me with confidence but it’s better than flat out refusing to leave I suppose. I’m absolutely confident that legally she hasn’t a leg to stand on, but that doesn’t mean some dodgy solicitor won’t claim otherwise for a bit of easy money off her. Either way unless there is a claim that has legs (highly unlikely) DH will be round on the 21st to set up his stuff. PP were right about insane allotment owners - but we are just gonna have to lump it and not let Penfold ruin our time there.

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AintNobodyHereButUsChickens · 21/05/2024 07:52
Dis Gonna Be Good Jason Momoa GIF

Me today

Fraaahnces · 21/05/2024 08:16

On my way into A&E right now for an ECG, thinking to myself “I can’t die now…. I wanna know if Babs had tucked her tail and slunk off in a dignified manner.”

godmum56 · 21/05/2024 08:18

Fraaahnces · 21/05/2024 08:16

On my way into A&E right now for an ECG, thinking to myself “I can’t die now…. I wanna know if Babs had tucked her tail and slunk off in a dignified manner.”

I hope your day goes as well as it can.

WingingIt101 · 21/05/2024 08:31

Safe to say I shall be getting zero work done today whilst I refresh my app for updates here

honeybeetheoneandonly · 21/05/2024 09:25

After so many threads surely it'll be a let down if Babs quietly took her shed and left. Now OP is between a rock and a hard place. It'd be hilarious if this is the day OP chooses to ghost us, never to be seen or heard from again and we'll never get a conclusion.

LardoBurrows · 21/05/2024 09:27

Fraaahnces · 21/05/2024 08:16

On my way into A&E right now for an ECG, thinking to myself “I can’t die now…. I wanna know if Babs had tucked her tail and slunk off in a dignified manner.”

Oh no, @Fraaahnces
I hope things go well at the hospital.

steppemum · 21/05/2024 09:29

honeybeetheoneandonly · 21/05/2024 09:25

After so many threads surely it'll be a let down if Babs quietly took her shed and left. Now OP is between a rock and a hard place. It'd be hilarious if this is the day OP chooses to ghost us, never to be seen or heard from again and we'll never get a conclusion.

Edited

It is all in the communication style

either
she's gone, so allotments ours. That's it

or

WOOOW Victory - dh got up the the allotment and it was CLEAR!
We did it!

etc etc.

we can celebrate a win. I'd be delighted if they went up there and Babs has moved her stuff. Poor OP has had a crappy time of it, so would be lovely to see positive resolution

Chatonette · 21/05/2024 09:35
Jon Stewart Popcorn GIF

Watching…

OlderGlaswegianLivingInDevon · 21/05/2024 09:42

Aren't we waiting on Auntie arriving ?

when is she due !
and will she have a cup of tea etc. before DH can pop round to the allotment...

LookItsMeAgain · 21/05/2024 10:03

I'm really looking forward to the outcome of this situation. I've been glued since thread 1.
@YaMuvva - I do hope you're beginning to feel a little better day by day. When you're feeling up to it, I'd actually take a comfortable travel/camping chair up to the allotment, along with some teabags, milk, sugar and a kettle (or whatever tipple you so desire) so that you can sit out and enjoy the weather. As your health improves, you'll be able to tend to the beds and plants but take things easy to begin with.

Now, I'm picturing the scene for today's installment like the late great Barbara Windsor shouting at an unruly patron in the Queen Vic saying "Get out of my pub!" but this time it's going to be "Get off of my land!"

Sending you strength and good wishes!

SeafordSister · 21/05/2024 10:36

I do hope radio silence not because you have had a relapse. Do take care. Found this article and thought when you are better you can arrive triumphantly at the allotment like this. ❤️

CF allotment thief thread no 4 - Babs’s dodgy solicitor and TV producers looking to cast for the role of Penfold?
Over71 · 21/05/2024 11:09

I wonder if DH wearing full Highland Dress, complete with skean dhu ?

diddl · 21/05/2024 11:18

Hope everything's OK!

Been to the dentist & was sure I would have missed it all!

Crankyracoon · 21/05/2024 11:19

Eeeeeeekkkk!!! I'm ridiculously excited for an update! 😅

AwBlessm · 21/05/2024 11:31

Crankyracoon · 21/05/2024 11:19

Eeeeeeekkkk!!! I'm ridiculously excited for an update! 😅

Haha. I feel SEEN!

OlderGlaswegianLivingInDevon · 21/05/2024 11:58

well at this rate Auntie is having lunch with the family before Dh ( and Db ?) are going to find out what has happened at the allotment !

LilyTheSavage · 21/05/2024 12:01

Come on OP. Hope it all went well and Babs has vacated. Looking forward to your update (and no, of course I'm not placemarking).

Silvers11 · 21/05/2024 12:32

LilyTheSavage · 21/05/2024 12:01

Come on OP. Hope it all went well and Babs has vacated. Looking forward to your update (and no, of course I'm not placemarking).

Well I AM shamelessly placemarking 😂😂😂

Picoloangel · 21/05/2024 12:34

Not even hiding my place marking

Silvers11 · 21/05/2024 12:35

@YaMuvva - I hope you are ok and haven't had any kind of relapse from your surgery. Also hope Babs has given in with good grace and has gone. Somehow, I suspect she may not have....

AGlinnerOfHope · 21/05/2024 12:46

In my imagination it’s a gloriously sunny day and OP is installed in a comfy chair on the allotment with her appropriately clad other half and a Prosecco.

Fraaahnces · 21/05/2024 12:51

@YaMuvva is resting elegantly on the sun lounger Prettyboy hoisted over his manly shoulder and planted in the middle of the allotment so that she can oversee him tenderly treating the tomatoes.

allthemiddlechildrenoftheworld · 21/05/2024 13:32

@YaMuvva I am actually quite concerned as to the whereabouts of @YaMuvva / has your hypotension not improved? have you been readmitted to hospital?? not been on for over 2 days now! hope you are OK

LardoBurrows · 21/05/2024 13:43

I can't help feeling worried that the Op's recovery may have stalled and she is unwell, I hope not seriously. I think we should be patient and let her update when she is well enough to do so.

OVienna · 21/05/2024 14:02

LardoBurrows · 21/05/2024 13:43

I can't help feeling worried that the Op's recovery may have stalled and she is unwell, I hope not seriously. I think we should be patient and let her update when she is well enough to do so.

^ This