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CF allotment thief thread no 4 - Babs’s dodgy solicitor and TV producers looking to cast for the role of Penfold?

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YaMuvva · 09/05/2024 15:24

New thread! Last one was here
www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5049200-cf-allotment-thief-part-3-the-plot-thickens-and-auditions-begin-for-the-west-end-musical?page=38&reply=135136744

So a quick update.

DH dropped me off for my surgery this morning then dropped the kids at school before heading to the allotment. Babs was there gardening as were some other people on their own plots. All her crap was still there

DH went up and reminded her that she needs to be off the plot by the 20th. She said that she is awaiting advice from her solicitor to see if she can challenge us. She also said if the solicitor says she has to be off, she will be gone by the 20th but isn’t giving it up without checking if she has rights first. She did a fair bit of guilt tripping to DH about how she has spent 10 years being part of a community and having a hobby and she now has to give it all up but he held strong and told her, unless she comes back with a legitimate legal claim her property will be off the allotment by the 21st - wether it’s removed by her or by him.

However - enter Penfold stage right

Penfold is what we are calling the allotment neighbour who marched over from the other side of the plots (because that’s who he looks like). He started shouting at DH saying “You’re a bully! Fancy picking on an old lady and taking her allotment off her after all her years of hard work”. He pointed out it’s his allotment now and Penfold said that “just because your name is on a piece of paper it doesn’t give you the right to steal it off it’s rightful owner”. He then start saying “What do you know about gardening pretty boy? These allotments should be for real gardeners not pretty boys like you”

When DH told me this I laughed so hard I thought my stitches may burst 😂 DH IS very pretty but he’s also mid-40’s and hasn’t been called pretty in many many years. We are in semi-rural Yorkshire though and a man wearing a top that isn’t either blue black or white is considered a feminine.

When DH stated he does actually know about gardening, Penfold was all “Yeah right yeah right all you know about is putting your make up on” 🤣🤣 and said how these allotment owners have been around for decades he can’t just barge in and kick people out. DH said he was half expecting Penfold to say “this is a local allotment for local people”.

Then it was BABS of all people who told Penfold to STFU. Not quite those words but she said “oh do calm down Nigel”. The other plot owners just kept their heads down apparently. DH took off in the end but he is considering buying a Danger Mouse t-shirt to wear when he gardens. I’ve told him I can help him apply his make up 😂.

Anyway Babs’s words don’t exactly fill me with confidence but it’s better than flat out refusing to leave I suppose. I’m absolutely confident that legally she hasn’t a leg to stand on, but that doesn’t mean some dodgy solicitor won’t claim otherwise for a bit of easy money off her. Either way unless there is a claim that has legs (highly unlikely) DH will be round on the 21st to set up his stuff. PP were right about insane allotment owners - but we are just gonna have to lump it and not let Penfold ruin our time there.

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REP22 · 19/05/2024 17:07

@YaMuvva Thank you for your kind words - I'm glad the wording I put together was helpful in the end 🙂. I'm sorry for the disappointing response that you've received from them. They should be ashamed of themselves. Really.
Sounds like you are better off without the grasping little Fagins intruding into your time and headspace. Maybe this is a good opportunity to bin them off* and spend time doing things that are more respectful of your time and which you enjoy more. Like keeping us going with your allotment travails, hehe

Hope you are continuing to mend well. Look after yourself. x

*perhaps as a useful source of "compost"? Tomatoes thrive on it, I believe. 😉

WearyAuldWumman · 19/05/2024 17:30

HappiestSleeping · 19/05/2024 12:35

I almost offered to drive up and have a look myself. It would only be an 8 hour round trip.

Allotment User: "Why do we keep getting cars of strange women driving past our allotments?"

REP22 · 19/05/2024 17:32

WearyAuldWumman · 19/05/2024 17:30

Allotment User: "Why do we keep getting cars of strange women driving past our allotments?"

"It's a drive-by pea-shooter..." 😉

WearyAuldWumman · 19/05/2024 17:37

REP22 · 19/05/2024 17:32

"It's a drive-by pea-shooter..." 😉

😂

Scottishskifun · 19/05/2024 18:09

I think it's going one of 2 ways.....either she is busy moving stuff off or they are busy doing a home alone with firing garden canes!

HappiestSleeping · 19/05/2024 19:02

WearyAuldWumman · 19/05/2024 17:30

Allotment User: "Why do we keep getting cars of strange women driving past our allotments?"

Shhhhh. 🤫

I'm a man. Don't tell anyone though, or my cover is blown.

WearyAuldWumman · 19/05/2024 19:07

HappiestSleeping · 19/05/2024 19:02

Shhhhh. 🤫

I'm a man. Don't tell anyone though, or my cover is blown.

Mum’s the word!

Cherrysoup · 19/05/2024 19:50

Am following closely as my non-paying violent tenant is also meant to vacate my property on Tuesday. I have a feeling he definitely won’t (multiple see you in court messages) so have spent the hottest day round here for ages researching the accelerated possession order system. Am wondering should I attend the place in person or just message, don’t want to wind him up, but need to know if he’s gone on Tuesday!

Picoloangel · 19/05/2024 20:24

Good luck tomorrow @YaMuvva Make sure DH goes full on Adam Ant when he goes reclaim to your kingdom! Have you a small flag? Perhaps with the family crest? He should ram it into the ground and roar at Penfold.

needsomewarmsunshine · 19/05/2024 20:40

Hoping Penfold trips into the nearest compost / manure pile for being such a twat to your dh OP. He could take Babs with him -Phew !😷

CoffeeBeansGalore · 19/05/2024 21:01

@YaMuvva I have been following since thread one. Best thing I've read in ages!

Eagerly awaiting the update with everyone else (not to mention the film - it'll be a blinder 😁).

Don't overdo it & sending good wishes from North Scotland.

Gentle hugs sent your way 💐

ChaoticCrumble · 19/05/2024 21:26

Hope you are feeling better OP. Sounds like it's a tough recovery so be kind to yourself.

Ohmych · 19/05/2024 23:11

Good luck for tomorrow hopefully Babs will be gone with no agro. Hope you get better soon.

andyourpointiswhat · 20/05/2024 00:21

I really shouldn’t be as invested in this thread as I am bearing in mind I live in Australia 😁

WearyAuldWumman · 20/05/2024 00:50

andyourpointiswhat · 20/05/2024 00:21

I really shouldn’t be as invested in this thread as I am bearing in mind I live in Australia 😁

You're never going to get here in time to join the allotment convoy!

allhailthebrain · 20/05/2024 00:53

Delphinium20 · 18/05/2024 21:00

Oh, a ransom and kidnap plot! As the soil crumbles, it's getting dirtier and dirtier.

Ohhh I think you may have found the title!

”As the soil crumbles…”

Fraaahnces · 20/05/2024 01:34

WHOOPWHOOP!!! DDAY FOR BABS!!!

I starred rubbing my hands with glee when I realised what the date is! (Then realised I still had to wait for UK to catch up.)

@andyourpointiswhat - Me too! Hopefully one of the Vipers will livestream the storming of the allotments for us.

Fraaahnces · 20/05/2024 01:41

Aaah fudge! It’s tomorrow! I’ve got Covid atm and am on almost bed rest because I also have heart failure. Am bored, tired and cranky. Going to sulk now.

sashh · 20/05/2024 05:17

Am I the only one who has started a countdown timer for 0:01 Tuesday morning?

everlastingpanini · 20/05/2024 06:23

I have just caught up with this thread. What a read!!

I hope you are feeling better @YaMuvva Thanks

Billybagpuss · 20/05/2024 06:44

Hope you feeling better OP. And hoping your DH doesn’t have to go to work today so delaying the allotment visit

Spaceracers · 20/05/2024 07:14

i wonder if your neighbours are all as gripped by the saga as we are?

Washingupdone · 20/05/2024 08:15

andyourpointiswhat
I really shouldn’t be as invested in this thread as I am bearing in mind I live in Australia 😁

I’m a bit closer, in France here,😂

yespleasetococoa · 20/05/2024 08:45

I'm on holiday in Italy watching from the 🏊

AzureOrca · 20/05/2024 08:47

Hope you start feel better soon@YaMuvva. Good luck today getting your land back. xx