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CF allotment thief thread no 4 - Babs’s dodgy solicitor and TV producers looking to cast for the role of Penfold?

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YaMuvva · 09/05/2024 15:24

New thread! Last one was here
www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5049200-cf-allotment-thief-part-3-the-plot-thickens-and-auditions-begin-for-the-west-end-musical?page=38&reply=135136744

So a quick update.

DH dropped me off for my surgery this morning then dropped the kids at school before heading to the allotment. Babs was there gardening as were some other people on their own plots. All her crap was still there

DH went up and reminded her that she needs to be off the plot by the 20th. She said that she is awaiting advice from her solicitor to see if she can challenge us. She also said if the solicitor says she has to be off, she will be gone by the 20th but isn’t giving it up without checking if she has rights first. She did a fair bit of guilt tripping to DH about how she has spent 10 years being part of a community and having a hobby and she now has to give it all up but he held strong and told her, unless she comes back with a legitimate legal claim her property will be off the allotment by the 21st - wether it’s removed by her or by him.

However - enter Penfold stage right

Penfold is what we are calling the allotment neighbour who marched over from the other side of the plots (because that’s who he looks like). He started shouting at DH saying “You’re a bully! Fancy picking on an old lady and taking her allotment off her after all her years of hard work”. He pointed out it’s his allotment now and Penfold said that “just because your name is on a piece of paper it doesn’t give you the right to steal it off it’s rightful owner”. He then start saying “What do you know about gardening pretty boy? These allotments should be for real gardeners not pretty boys like you”

When DH told me this I laughed so hard I thought my stitches may burst 😂 DH IS very pretty but he’s also mid-40’s and hasn’t been called pretty in many many years. We are in semi-rural Yorkshire though and a man wearing a top that isn’t either blue black or white is considered a feminine.

When DH stated he does actually know about gardening, Penfold was all “Yeah right yeah right all you know about is putting your make up on” 🤣🤣 and said how these allotment owners have been around for decades he can’t just barge in and kick people out. DH said he was half expecting Penfold to say “this is a local allotment for local people”.

Then it was BABS of all people who told Penfold to STFU. Not quite those words but she said “oh do calm down Nigel”. The other plot owners just kept their heads down apparently. DH took off in the end but he is considering buying a Danger Mouse t-shirt to wear when he gardens. I’ve told him I can help him apply his make up 😂.

Anyway Babs’s words don’t exactly fill me with confidence but it’s better than flat out refusing to leave I suppose. I’m absolutely confident that legally she hasn’t a leg to stand on, but that doesn’t mean some dodgy solicitor won’t claim otherwise for a bit of easy money off her. Either way unless there is a claim that has legs (highly unlikely) DH will be round on the 21st to set up his stuff. PP were right about insane allotment owners - but we are just gonna have to lump it and not let Penfold ruin our time there.

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LardoBurrows · 18/05/2024 02:16

YaMuvva · 17/05/2024 21:40

Thanks everyone I feel so well cared for by you all 😊

BTW tonight I messaged the PTA with what is basically @REP22 brilliant response - it has been read by the Chair and duly ignored! I may just leave the group now. The treasurer did reply separately to say my expenses will be approved once the Chair gets a chance to approve them 🙄🙄

What a bunch of bastards, they are almost worse than Barbara.

Sorry you've got these idiots to contend with as well as your health issues. Hope you start to feel better soon, but be patient with your body, it's been through something pretty traumatic and it will take time to recover.

sashh · 18/05/2024 07:08

Hang on is there going to be a spin of show about the PTA?

yespleasetococoa · 18/05/2024 08:15

YaMuvva · 17/05/2024 21:40

Thanks everyone I feel so well cared for by you all 😊

BTW tonight I messaged the PTA with what is basically @REP22 brilliant response - it has been read by the Chair and duly ignored! I may just leave the group now. The treasurer did reply separately to say my expenses will be approved once the Chair gets a chance to approve them 🙄🙄

The PTA on top of Barbara Angry would it be worth forwarding to the Head as they should be able to put the PTA Chair etc under pressure - if nothing else this will put others off joining as they are so awful- i hope whoever it was who asked you ti provide a report on the day when you are in recovery is rushing to apologise

DeanElderberry · 18/05/2024 08:29

YaMuvva · 17/05/2024 21:40

Thanks everyone I feel so well cared for by you all 😊

BTW tonight I messaged the PTA with what is basically @REP22 brilliant response - it has been read by the Chair and duly ignored! I may just leave the group now. The treasurer did reply separately to say my expenses will be approved once the Chair gets a chance to approve them 🙄🙄

Okay, after the weekend, if they still haven't responded, re-send it, with a note saying that since you have had no response you were afraid they had not received it. CC that to the Head, the governors, anyone else with the capacity to raise a stink.

I remember our union health and safety committee having to do that with a long-ago boss. The immediate results were his calling us all to his office and shouting at us so loudly he could be heard through the three closed solid oak doors that led through the management suite to his inner office, and to his phoning his line manager (he was big boss to us, but fairly middling in the overall organisation) and yelling at her that she was a f*ing stupid b**ch.

Longer term results included the restructuring of our organisation and the union getting the compliance with national legislation it was asking for.

viques · 18/05/2024 10:01

Just to say I have my trusty screwdriver on charge in case anyone needs help dismantling a shed.

LittleMissSleepyUK · 18/05/2024 10:13

Hope you’re starting to feel a bit better!

TerrysCIockworkOrange · 18/05/2024 12:02

Hope you’re feeling better soon OP. I’m petty so I’d be staying that group until I was paid and then flouncing

WearyAuldWumman · 18/05/2024 13:23

sashh · 18/05/2024 07:08

Hang on is there going to be a spin of show about the PTA?

We need Patricia Routledge.

godmum56 · 18/05/2024 13:25

WearyAuldWumman · 18/05/2024 13:23

We need Patricia Routledge.

yes but as Hetty Wainthrop

Trishthedish · 18/05/2024 14:02

WearyAuldWumman · 18/05/2024 13:23

We need Patricia Routledge.

She would be epic 😊 or Maggie Smith, she’d shred them

Dogeatdog · 18/05/2024 14:02

There’s got to be a place for Jackie Weaver ( I know she’s not an actress but still brilliant) she’d sort Barbara , Penfold and the PTA in one fell swoop 🤣

Fraaahnces · 18/05/2024 15:14

@Dogeatdog - I know which one you’re talking about, but there is actually an Aussie actress called Jackie Weaver. She’s pretty awesome too.

BettyBardMacDonald · 18/05/2024 18:16

Any chance of a drive by to see if Babs is dismantling her stuff?

Hope you're feeling better, @YaMuvva 💐

BrightLightTonight · 18/05/2024 20:39

Am I the only person worried, that as OP is laid up ATM, Babs is going to seduce Pretty Boy and send Penfold round to negotiate with OP. Babs demands will be that OP can have the allotment and Penfold or Pretty Boy.

Delphinium20 · 18/05/2024 21:00

Oh, a ransom and kidnap plot! As the soil crumbles, it's getting dirtier and dirtier.

HappiestSleeping · 18/05/2024 21:02

BrightLightTonight · 18/05/2024 20:39

Am I the only person worried, that as OP is laid up ATM, Babs is going to seduce Pretty Boy and send Penfold round to negotiate with OP. Babs demands will be that OP can have the allotment and Penfold or Pretty Boy.

Not a chance. I think YaBruvva and YaHubba have got this. Isn't that right @YaMuvva ?

YaMuvva · 18/05/2024 21:20

HappiestSleeping · 18/05/2024 21:02

Not a chance. I think YaBruvva and YaHubba have got this. Isn't that right @YaMuvva ?

🤣🤣absolutely!

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WickedSerious · 18/05/2024 21:34

Delphinium20 · 18/05/2024 21:00

Oh, a ransom and kidnap plot! As the soil crumbles, it's getting dirtier and dirtier.

I love a good hostage situation.

YaMuvva · 18/05/2024 22:16

BettyBardMacDonald · 18/05/2024 18:16

Any chance of a drive by to see if Babs is dismantling her stuff?

Hope you're feeling better, @YaMuvva 💐

Sadly I’m housebound and DH is only going out if absolutely necessary just in case I take a turn for the worst, but I’m DYING to know what it’s like now!

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sashh · 19/05/2024 04:04

YaMuvva · 18/05/2024 22:16

Sadly I’m housebound and DH is only going out if absolutely necessary just in case I take a turn for the worst, but I’m DYING to know what it’s like now!

A drone.

You need a drone, and if this does become a film that footage can be the opening shot.

Jackie Weaver can do a cameo as herself.

As for a hostage situation, well Babs might claim you have taken her prize tomatoes hostage. Watch out for Penfold trying to negotiate to get in to Babs knickers good books.

AGlinnerOfHope · 19/05/2024 07:41

I’d be quitting that PTA. What asshats!

They should be sending flowers and organising a cooking rota not hassling you.

LittleMissSleepyUK · 19/05/2024 11:14

Can you send anyone to spy on your behalf 😂🤣

BusyMummy001 · 19/05/2024 12:17

LittleMissSleepyUK · 19/05/2024 11:14

Can you send anyone to spy on your behalf 😂🤣

I think we mean on OUR behalf… we need to know what she’s up to!! 🤣

HappiestSleeping · 19/05/2024 12:35

BusyMummy001 · 19/05/2024 12:17

I think we mean on OUR behalf… we need to know what she’s up to!! 🤣

I almost offered to drive up and have a look myself. It would only be an 8 hour round trip.

BusyMummy001 · 19/05/2024 13:26

HappiestSleeping · 19/05/2024 12:35

I almost offered to drive up and have a look myself. It would only be an 8 hour round trip.

🤣

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