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CF allotment thief thread no 4 - Babs’s dodgy solicitor and TV producers looking to cast for the role of Penfold?

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YaMuvva · 09/05/2024 15:24

New thread! Last one was here
www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5049200-cf-allotment-thief-part-3-the-plot-thickens-and-auditions-begin-for-the-west-end-musical?page=38&reply=135136744

So a quick update.

DH dropped me off for my surgery this morning then dropped the kids at school before heading to the allotment. Babs was there gardening as were some other people on their own plots. All her crap was still there

DH went up and reminded her that she needs to be off the plot by the 20th. She said that she is awaiting advice from her solicitor to see if she can challenge us. She also said if the solicitor says she has to be off, she will be gone by the 20th but isn’t giving it up without checking if she has rights first. She did a fair bit of guilt tripping to DH about how she has spent 10 years being part of a community and having a hobby and she now has to give it all up but he held strong and told her, unless she comes back with a legitimate legal claim her property will be off the allotment by the 21st - wether it’s removed by her or by him.

However - enter Penfold stage right

Penfold is what we are calling the allotment neighbour who marched over from the other side of the plots (because that’s who he looks like). He started shouting at DH saying “You’re a bully! Fancy picking on an old lady and taking her allotment off her after all her years of hard work”. He pointed out it’s his allotment now and Penfold said that “just because your name is on a piece of paper it doesn’t give you the right to steal it off it’s rightful owner”. He then start saying “What do you know about gardening pretty boy? These allotments should be for real gardeners not pretty boys like you”

When DH told me this I laughed so hard I thought my stitches may burst 😂 DH IS very pretty but he’s also mid-40’s and hasn’t been called pretty in many many years. We are in semi-rural Yorkshire though and a man wearing a top that isn’t either blue black or white is considered a feminine.

When DH stated he does actually know about gardening, Penfold was all “Yeah right yeah right all you know about is putting your make up on” 🤣🤣 and said how these allotment owners have been around for decades he can’t just barge in and kick people out. DH said he was half expecting Penfold to say “this is a local allotment for local people”.

Then it was BABS of all people who told Penfold to STFU. Not quite those words but she said “oh do calm down Nigel”. The other plot owners just kept their heads down apparently. DH took off in the end but he is considering buying a Danger Mouse t-shirt to wear when he gardens. I’ve told him I can help him apply his make up 😂.

Anyway Babs’s words don’t exactly fill me with confidence but it’s better than flat out refusing to leave I suppose. I’m absolutely confident that legally she hasn’t a leg to stand on, but that doesn’t mean some dodgy solicitor won’t claim otherwise for a bit of easy money off her. Either way unless there is a claim that has legs (highly unlikely) DH will be round on the 21st to set up his stuff. PP were right about insane allotment owners - but we are just gonna have to lump it and not let Penfold ruin our time there.

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Humdingerydoo · 17/05/2024 11:19

If you need some help next week and your aunty isn't available, I know of someone in your area who might be able to help. She's having to give up her longterm hobby as of next week for various reasons so might have some spare time in which to nurse you back to health. She's really local. Really, really local.

Feel better soon!

80schildhood · 17/05/2024 11:54

Humdingerydoo · 17/05/2024 11:19

If you need some help next week and your aunty isn't available, I know of someone in your area who might be able to help. She's having to give up her longterm hobby as of next week for various reasons so might have some spare time in which to nurse you back to health. She's really local. Really, really local.

Feel better soon!

Noooo! That sounds like the blurb of a Misery style novel. "Nurse Barbara is here to give you your medicine YaMuvva!!"

I'm so sorry your recovery has been so bad @YaMuvva. I had a hysterectomy about 18 months ago and it did take time to heal. Don't try to do too much too soon. I was told I wasn't even allowed to lift the kettle for at least a week.

CarolinaInTheMorning · 17/05/2024 12:07

So sorry you are having a difficult recovery, @YaMuvva . I've been there. You really need to take it easy and be kind to yourself. It took me a good two months before I was myself again, but considering the issues I was having that led to the surgery, it was well worth it.

OVienna · 17/05/2024 12:08

If Babs isn't gone as the clock strikes 12 and gets awkward, I'd be very tempted to make sure there was no one locally whose ear she may have who didn't know the way in which she has made a difficult situation for your family, given your current health concerns, even more unpleasant and challenging.

Hopefully it doesn't come to this and also I can see how you'd just want to move on too.

artant · 17/05/2024 12:58

Take very good care of yourself @YaMuvva - hope the bed rest does the trick and recovery is speedy.

HappiestSleeping · 17/05/2024 13:19

Humdingerydoo · 17/05/2024 11:19

If you need some help next week and your aunty isn't available, I know of someone in your area who might be able to help. She's having to give up her longterm hobby as of next week for various reasons so might have some spare time in which to nurse you back to health. She's really local. Really, really local.

Feel better soon!

If you need some help next week and your aunty isn't available, I know of someone in your area who might be able to help. She's having to give up her longterm hobby as of next week for various reasons so might have some spare time in which to nurse you back to health. She's really local. Really, really local.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

ChishiyaBat · 17/05/2024 14:50

@YaMuvva I really hope you feel better soon❤️.

REP22 · 17/05/2024 15:06

Humdingerydoo · 17/05/2024 11:19

If you need some help next week and your aunty isn't available, I know of someone in your area who might be able to help. She's having to give up her longterm hobby as of next week for various reasons so might have some spare time in which to nurse you back to health. She's really local. Really, really local.

Feel better soon!

A local nurse for local people...? Steve Pemberton strikes AGAIN!! 😲😉

Seriously @Humdingerydoo though, that's a really kind offer. Keep going @YaMuvva - it is deeply grim; the surgery and the after-effects. But it will pass, even though it doesn't seem like it at the moment. It will be alright. 💐x

RumNotRun · 17/05/2024 15:43

@Humdingerydoo I think your joke may have gone over some people's heads 😬 I found it amusing though.

Fraaahnces · 17/05/2024 15:54

@YaMuvva - having similar BP issues due to heart failure. I’ve been benched from work for three months and after a week, I’m going nuts. I find showers and stairs very frightening (fainting and falling), so please make sure you try and shower when someone’s around. I don’t have a surgical wound to contend with either, so please follow advice and rest. (Btw, a sun lounger in the garden when the weather is lovely - STILL bed rest.)

TheCountessofFitzdotterel · 17/05/2024 15:55

RumNotRun · 17/05/2024 15:43

@Humdingerydoo I think your joke may have gone over some people's heads 😬 I found it amusing though.

It took me a while to get it which made it even funnier!

MarkWithaC · 17/05/2024 15:57

Sorry, OP, you're having a rough time of it.

Get your DH to rig himself up a Babs cam on his hat or something so you can watch the action unfold Grin

WearyAuldWumman · 17/05/2024 16:06

MarkWithaC · 17/05/2024 15:57

Sorry, OP, you're having a rough time of it.

Get your DH to rig himself up a Babs cam on his hat or something so you can watch the action unfold Grin

We need a Mumsnet livestream.

DaffydownClock · 17/05/2024 16:28

Some described to me an abdominal hysterectomy like being cut in half with a chainsaw - they weren’t joking either!
I think it was about 3 weeks before I didn’t wince /swear under my breath every time I moved and 6 weeks before I felt almost human again.
Take care OP 💐

REP22 · 17/05/2024 17:14

RumNotRun · 17/05/2024 15:43

@Humdingerydoo I think your joke may have gone over some people's heads 😬 I found it amusing though.

Aha, just got it!! Top stuff @Humdingerydoo hehe 😀

Humdingerydoo · 17/05/2024 17:17

REP22 · 17/05/2024 17:14

Aha, just got it!! Top stuff @Humdingerydoo hehe 😀

Don't worry, my sense of humour is awful enough that my jokes often come with explanations or footnotes! My husband despairs of me :)

REP22 · 17/05/2024 17:30

Humdingerydoo · 17/05/2024 17:17

Don't worry, my sense of humour is awful enough that my jokes often come with explanations or footnotes! My husband despairs of me :)

Hehe, me too. I get withering looks from the dog. 😉x

hexsnidgett · 17/05/2024 17:42

Take your painkillers regularly, eats lots of dried fruit, drink lots of tea and reading some trash is my prescription.

YaMuvva · 17/05/2024 21:40

Thanks everyone I feel so well cared for by you all 😊

BTW tonight I messaged the PTA with what is basically @REP22 brilliant response - it has been read by the Chair and duly ignored! I may just leave the group now. The treasurer did reply separately to say my expenses will be approved once the Chair gets a chance to approve them 🙄🙄

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OVienna · 17/05/2024 22:24

YaMuvva · 17/05/2024 21:40

Thanks everyone I feel so well cared for by you all 😊

BTW tonight I messaged the PTA with what is basically @REP22 brilliant response - it has been read by the Chair and duly ignored! I may just leave the group now. The treasurer did reply separately to say my expenses will be approved once the Chair gets a chance to approve them 🙄🙄

Don't leave the group till they pay you.

BruceAndNosh · 17/05/2024 22:33

Pretty Boy needs a GoPro on his gardening hat for the 20th. Do you know any cyclists who could lend you one?

MissMoan · 17/05/2024 22:40

TV Announcer Voice
What happened to the PTA Petty Cash?
Is the treasurer in cahoots with the one who has put down roots?
Will Babs and her posse still be sulking in the soil, or will she finally throw in the trowel?
Will the pressure get the best of our hero? Will her heart skip a 'beet'?

One thing's for sure - our hero will return wittier and stronger than ever with a talented team of best 'buds' behind her.

Tune in next time as we put an end to these crimes......

Lovelyview · 17/05/2024 22:40

I've been lurking but bookmarking for the finale. Sorry you're not well and thank you for a very entertaining thread. 🙂

Ginkypig · 17/05/2024 23:15

Ye bugger them @YaMuvva if they can’t even show basic manners then they don’t deserve the time you give them!

hahaha! Iv had to edit this because auto correct changed it to burger.

Maroonedjam · 17/05/2024 23:45

I can't wait for the finale. It's better than Eastenders.