What's your favourite football chant?

[HauntedBungalow]

What are your favourite football chants?

Some of mine:

When Rio Ferdinand was on the bench for months after fluffing his drugs test : His name is Rio and he watches from the stand

When Bury signed their new striker : Lennell John-Lewis his name is a shop

Celtic during Coronation week : You can shove your coronation up your arse, you can shove your coronation up your arse, you can shove your coronation, shove your coronation etc

One from my childhood : Georgie Best, superstar, walks like a woman and he wears a bra

I don't actually think it's a chant they sing but there's one about Phil and Gary Neville. And their dad, whose name is Neville Neville. I find it hilarious.

Goes like this

Neville Neville, You're future's immense,
Neville Neville, You play in defence,
Neville Neville, Like Jacko you're bad,
Neville Neville, Is the name of your dad

John Carew, Carew
He's bigger than me or you
He's gonna score one or two
John Carew Carew

(To the tune of Que Sera, Sera)

You can tell I support a rubbish team. 😂

''Lets pretend, lets pretend, lets pretend we scored a goal cheering''

''We lose every week, we lose every week, you're nothing special, we lose every week''

Opposition when fans start to leave before full time

''Is there a fire drill? Is there a fire drill?''

Your sister is your mother, your uncle is your brother you all f@@k one another, the Swansea family.

Sung to the tune of the Adams Family.

LI V - E R P - DOUBLE O L Liverpool F C - Robert Carlyle 1994 Craker!

70s/80s you're going home in a (town name) ambulance.
We are evil ,(followed by thump of boots on terrace.

They're dirty and they're smelly
They come from near Lochgelly
They havnae got a telly
The cowden family

He fucked off England, to play for Scotland,
Scott McTominay!
McTominay, McTominay..

to the lion sleeps tonight song.. it makes me laugh

When I was just a little boy,
I asked my mother what should I be,
Should I be Pompey,
Should I be Saints,
Here's what she said to me,
Wash your mouth my son,
Go get you father's gun,
And shoot the Pompey scum,
And support the Saints,
Wash your mouth my son,
Go get you father's gun,
And shoot the Pompey scum,
And support the Saints,
We hate Pompey,
We hate Pompey...

In yet glesga slums
You find a dead rat
And you think it's a treat
In yet glesga slums.

Yer .

Something along the lines of...

"We've got a drunken cook
You e got a Russian crook"

Footy fans are smarty pants 😊

My son went to a local match where there was a massive turnout of Year 10 and 11 supporters (supporting one of the young Academy players who made first team). Their chant was:

"We've got school in the morning, we've got school in the morning, we've got school in the morning!"

😂

Pompey get battered, 4-0 at home, Pompey get battered, 4-0 at hooooome… 4-0 at hooooome
You skate bastards

These are great.

You fill up my senses, Like a gallon of Magnet,
Like a packet of Woodbines, Like a good pinch of snuff, Like a night out in Sheffield, like a greasy chip butty, You fill up my senses (UNITED) Come fill me again, Nnana ROAAR COME LET LOVE YOU (UNITED) COME FILL ME AGAIN

Aaaaahhhhhhh! You're shit! Hahaha

Grimsby is a shit team with one good chant : We piss on your fish, yes we do, yes we do

Who do we think is shit?
Tottenham!
What do we think of Tottenham?
Shit!
Thank you!
That’s alright, that’s ok! We hate Tottenham, we hate Tottenham…

That may be wrong but that’s the only one I know from experience 😁

One from the past, to the tune of Jesus Christ Superstar
Stanley Bowles, Superstar,
Who do you play for -- QPR.
(RIP Stan. If only you could pass a betting shop like you passed the ball)

I had a former boyfriend who supported Arsenal. These are from around 2003.

"He's big, he's black, he's had a heart attack... Kanu.... Kanu"

"Arsène Wenger's magic
He wears a magic hat
And when he saw the FA cup
He said, "I'm having that". Oii.

The other memorable one was just singing ,"Thierry Henry" on repeat.

A friend's child aged about six, standing on her chair at a Hull match singing "the referee is plastic" whilst the rest of the Hull fans were singing "the referee's a bastard'
Only been to a few matches (not really my thing)
Said child will be nearly 30 now
Edited for spelling Hull hill

Plymouth Argyle's live match feed shows why you just can't take a Janner anywhere. But they do shout very clearly and enunciate every phoneme.

Fucking cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
He's a wanker wanker wanker

Suspect that some of that was directed at the manager yesterday, though.

Chelsea fans recently at an away match:-

“We’re winning away
We’re winning away
How shit must you be
We’re winning away”

We are Chelsea fans and not enjoying this season 😂

No-one likes us, we don't care ... Ad infinitum.

Elton John's Taylor made army!

Showing my age!