What's your favourite football chant?

[HauntedBungalow]

What are your favourite football chants?

Some of mine:

When Rio Ferdinand was on the bench for months after fluffing his drugs test : His name is Rio and he watches from the stand

When Bury signed their new striker : Lennell John-Lewis his name is a shop

Celtic during Coronation week : You can shove your coronation up your arse, you can shove your coronation up your arse, you can shove your coronation, shove your coronation etc

One from my childhood : Georgie Best, superstar, walks like a woman and he wears a bra

In the 90s/00s when The Bill was on TV midweek, and European matches were played midweek but Newcastle had been knocked out, other local team supporters singing

”The Geordies are home, watching The Bill, the Geordies are home, watching The Bill”

Jamie Vardy's havin' a pardy (party)
in Leicester accent sounds better!

I had the last waltz with you
2 lonely people together
I fell in love with you
The last waltz will last forever
It's all over now, nothing left to say
Except the Gills in the Rainham End singing
Na, na na, na na na na
Na na na na
The Gills!

Being a Kent club a favourite we also get chanted at us from the away end is
"He's one of your own, he's one of your own, Nigel Farage he's one of your own!"

Sheep sheep sheepshaggers. Baa
Forest when we play the sheep

Hear the Geordies sing,
You know we're guna' win,
The Geordie Boys we'll drink where ever we go,
Don't wana' go home,
Don't wana go hooooooome,
This is the best trip I've ever been on...

Not a Geordie but I always remember hearing this one a lot and it stuck in my head!

Di Canio said he was a Red, Beano! Beano!
Fuck off you fascist cunt he said, Beano! Beano!
He'll never play for Swindon Town,
Scored two goals at the County Ground -

James Constable, Oxford's number 9
da dah da dah da dah da da da dah etc

Also, on the recent occasion of the ref having to be replaced due to injury: "you're not fit to referee, you're not fit to ref ER REE!"

“Jimmy Savile, he’s one of your own” to Leeds supporters by Millwall fans

As if mine got deleted 😂

Not a chant but at a non league match the ref carded a player called Pike and said what's your name? Wag in the crowd 'don't tell him Pike'

this was chanted about my team -

Joe Royle, what you gonna do
youre going down to Division 2
you won’t win a cup, you won’t win a shield
your next derby’s Macclesfield

'thw referee's a wanker' (disclaimer I do not watch football and this is the only one I am aware of)
😆

We also had a similar chant for Emmanuel Petit:

He's blonde, he's quick,
His name's a porno flick,
Emmanuel, Emmanuel

A couple of my favourites at Arsenal was once when the referee got injured during the game and the fans started singing "you're not fit to referee, you're not fit to referee"!
And another time when we played Panathinaikos in Europe years ago and the fans sang "we've got Dennis Bergkamp, you've got Demis Roussos". That one really tickled me for some reason!

No woman no Kai when Colleen left Rooney for a while after he was shagging granny hookers.

We know what we are,
We know what we are.
Sheep shagging bastards, we know what we are.

Terrible but hilarious 😂 🙊

I like:
My old man said be an Arsenal fan
I said fuck off, bollocks you're a cunt!

We're coming for you, we're coming for youuuu, you dirty scummers we're coming for you!!

And don't you all just know that right now ☺️

Hull v Leicester the other week.

Hull fans "your wife is a grass, your wife is a grass, Jamie vardy your wife is a grass"

Leicester fans "he's won more than you, he's won more than you, Jamie vardy he's won more than you"

Quick as a flash, Hull fans "we don't give a fuck, we don't give a fuck, we are Hull City we don't give a fuck!"

Bloody love the pantomime of football 😂

Bloody hell, I got deleted for calling out sectarianism.
Just thought of another. We were playing Monaco in Europe and we sang 'In your Monaco slums' as well as 'we're going to Europe in a tractor' - very agricultural fan base.

To the Only Fools and Horses theme tune:

no income tax,
no vat,
60 grand transfer fee,
black or white,
rich or poor,
peter crouch is gonna score.

My old man said be a City fan
I said fuck off bollocks you're a cunt.

Shearer is a wanker is our lads favourite. He's not allowed to swear, except at football.

Always had a fondness myself for Niall Quinn's Disco Pants and cheer up Peter Reid

Oh south London
(Oh south London)
Is wonderful
(Is wonderful)
Oh south London is wonderful!
It's full of tits, Fanny and Palace, oh south London is wonderful!

Azpilicueta, we'll just call him Dave

Gillingham fans also chanted that to Vardy when they played them in the FA Cup last January 😂
Gills were bottom of League 2 then and it took Leicester forever to score the winning goal so lots of chants of "Premier League your having a laugh"

After Ray Parlour was ordered to pay maintenance to his ex wife “she’s fat she’s round she’s got a million pound”

Spotting a lookalike in the crowd “there’s only one Harold Shipman”