What's your favourite football chant?

[HauntedBungalow]

What are your favourite football chants?

Some of mine:

When Rio Ferdinand was on the bench for months after fluffing his drugs test : His name is Rio and he watches from the stand

When Bury signed their new striker : Lennell John-Lewis his name is a shop

Celtic during Coronation week : You can shove your coronation up your arse, you can shove your coronation up your arse, you can shove your coronation, shove your coronation etc

One from my childhood : Georgie Best, superstar, walks like a woman and he wears a bra

I've got the below stuck in my head now..

Cheer up Fabrizio
Derby are shit, you know
They're going down again
Then you'll be gone again

Where to start!

Chim chiminee chim chiminee chim chim cheroo
Who needs Anelka when we've got Kanu

When Ethan Nwaneri made his debut against Brentford;
He's only fifteen, he's only fifteeeeeeen, how shit must you be, he's only fifteen

To the tune of Mna Mna;
Aubameyang do doo de do do

To the tune of Tequila, you'll sometimes here this going on and on;
Da da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da
Ohwowowooooooah
Ohwowowooooooah
Ohwowowooooooah
Da da da da da da, da da, Saliba!

Another older one with a long intro (to the tune of Oh Pretty Lady);
Do da, Do da, Do da da da, da
Do da, Do da, Do da da da, da
Do da, Do da, Do da da da, da
Do da, do da Ooooooh
We love you Freddie because you've got red hair
We love you Freddie because you're everywhere
We love you Freddie 'cos you're Arsenal through and through

No idea where this one came from;

Number 1 is Perry Groves
Number 2 is Perry Groves
Number 3 is Perry Groves
Number 4 is Perry Groves
Number 5 is Perry Groves
Number 6 is Perry Groves
Number 7 is Liam Brady
Number 8 is Perry Groves
Number 9 is Perry Groves
Number 10 is Perry Groves
Number 11 is Perry Groves
Number 12 is Perry Groves
We all live in a Perry Groves world, a Perry Groves world, a Perry Groves world

We've obviously got loads aimed at Sp*rs

We won the league, at White Hart Lane
We won the league at White Hart Lane
We won the league at the Shit Hole
We won the league at White Hart Lane

At Aaron Lennon;
Shit Theo Walcott, you're just a shit Theo Walcott

The the tune of the Entertainer;
Double double double
Sol Campbell has won the double
While the scum down the Lane have won fuck all again
Sol Campbell has won the double

You won the league
In black and white
You won the league in black and white
You won the league in the sixties
You won the league in black and white

The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope
The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope
The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope
And this is what he said
Fuck off!
Who's that team we called the Arsenal
Who's that team we all adore
We're the boys in red and white and we're fucking dynamite
And Postacoglu's mother is a whore

Rangers fans v Celtic the year 2 Popes died -
Two Popes dead and the Queen lives on doo da doo da

And a non sectarian one from Partick Thistle -

Hello hello how do you do ?
We hate the boys in royal blue
We hate the boys in emerald green
So f the Pope and f the Queen.

A friend dragged me to a Birmingham City game and the Brummie fans spent the whole game singing -
Shit on the Villa shit on the the Villa tonight x 3
Everybody shit on the Villa tonight coz they're a load of shi -ay- ite!
I was thinking - lads this is Watford you're playing 😂

Millwall -
Chim chiminee chim chiminee chim chim cheroo
We hate those bastards in claret and blue!

When we get promoted
this is what we'll sing
We are City, We are City
Robins is our King!

Still hoping

Not a chant but can we have an honourable mention for the headline (unfortunately the Sun) after Inverness Caledonian Thistle beat Celtic away at Parkheid . Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious.

cheesychipsontheoche · 02/04/2024 22:10

Shearer is a wanker is our lads favourite. He's not allowed to swear, except at football.

And you lot always shout, Shee raah! whenever the Toon miss a penalty - after his infamous one 20 feet over the post.

@NorthernDancer

Let’s all sing together,
Play up Sky Blues!
Whilst we sing together,
We will never lose!
Tottenham or Chelsea, United or anyone,
They shan’t defeat us,
We’ll fight till the game is won.
City!

We hate Sunderland - repeated on a loop...

If I had wings of a sparrow,
The dirty great arse of a cow,
I’d fly over Sunderland tomorrow,
And shit on the bastards below, below.

Fuck off back to Pennywell - repeated on a loop...

Jingle bells, Liverpool smells,
Everton go away,
Arsenal yuck,
Sunderland sucks,
Magpies all the way!

From when we got deducted points

"Minus 10, who gives a fuck, we're Coventry City and we're going up!"

We did not go up but had just beaten Wolves at Wolves and sang it all the way back to the station over and over and over

Fight, fight, wherever you may be
We are the boys from Coventry,
And we’ll fuck you up, wherever you may be
‘Cause we are the boys from Coventry”

Sang to tune of Lord of the dance

Hark now hear the Wednesday sing, united run away, and we will sing forever more because of Boxing Day.

😄

Brighton had similar when their player Kerry Mayo (surely the only player to be named after two Irish counties? Anyway...) married a woman also called Kerry "there's only two Kerry Mayos".

Brighton get a lot of homophobic chants directed at them, e.g. "Does your boyfriend know you're here?" to which the response is "You're too ugly to be gay"

"If he's good enough for you, he's good enough for me.
"If he scores another few, then I'll be Muslim too.
"If he's good enough for you, he's good enough for me.
"Sitting in the mosque, that's where I wanna be!
"Mo Salah-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la-la."

Before I post this .. can I just say that the most fun football match I have ever been to was about 5 years ago with Chelsea vs Liverpool at Stamford Bridge.. AND we travelled home on the tube with a gazillion Liverpool fans .. who beat Chelsea at home..

Football chants are always out there but this was something else..

In your Liverpool slums,
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your Liverpool slums,

In your Liverpool slums,
You s*t on the carpet, you p*s in the bath,
You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh,
In your Liverpool slums,

In your Liverpool slums,
You speak in an accent exceedingly rare,
You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair,
In your Liverpool slums,

In your Liverpool slums,
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,
You can't get a job 'cos you're too f*ing thick,
In your Liverpool slums...

Did you read the rest of the thread?

Is this really your favourite chant?!?!
🙄🙄🙄

If you knew football, you'd know this:

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/67682536.amp

https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/tottenham-fans-sign-on-chant-liverpool-1618513

https://mainstandmusings.wordpress.com/2020/06/13/when-fans-eventually-return-to-football-grounds-lets-make-poverty-shaming-a-thing-of-the-past/

https://theathletic.com/5114168/2023/12/11/feed-the-scousers-liverpool-everton/

Poverty chants might have been acceptable in the past (like violence and racism on the terraces) but it isn't acceptable any more.

😂

Bore off already.😴

Less than a mile from the centre of town
The famous old stadium crumbling down,
No-one invested so much as a penny,
Bring on the Deadpool and Rob McElhenney

*mymrename0324
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I think you misunderstood me..
I was horrified by it !!

Haha! 😅 That's so random that it's bordering on genius.

How could I have forgotten these two beauties?

To the tune of Bowie's Starman;

There's a Star Boy running down the right
His name's Bukayo Saka and he's fucking dynamite

And we need to get ESR back playing to reprise this one;

And I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it
I la la like it, la la like
Here we gooooooo
Saka and Emile Smith Rowe

Thank you. That feels as if it’s been the soundtrack in my house for a loooong time. As someone who f8nd the chants far more entertaining than the football, I kind of miss the Emanuel Petit days.

And there was that fun time in 2006 when we had to change the Vieira song to;

Lasagne woooah
Lasagne woooah
It had us all in fits
When Tottnum got the shits

Who the fuck made you thread monitor?

You can't tell someone what their favourite chant is 😂

There are lots of other equally brilliant verses to this one, such as

“You get cheesy chips for a quid”
”You get a free season ticket with a happy meal”
“Adults for a fiver a kids go free”
“They’ve got 27,000 empty seats”
“You have to fly from Newcastle to get to Spain”