What's your favourite football chant?

[HauntedBungalow]

What are your favourite football chants?

Some of mine:

When Rio Ferdinand was on the bench for months after fluffing his drugs test : His name is Rio and he watches from the stand

When Bury signed their new striker : Lennell John-Lewis his name is a shop

Celtic during Coronation week : You can shove your coronation up your arse, you can shove your coronation up your arse, you can shove your coronation, shove your coronation etc

One from my childhood : Georgie Best, superstar, walks like a woman and he wears a bra

Peter Reid has a monkeys heid.

A bottom of the table clash 'We're shit and we know we are' response 'We're shitter than you, we know it's not easy but we're shitter than you'

In our Coventry homes,
In our Coventry homes,
We speak with an accent exceedingly rare,
If you want a cathedral, we've got one to spare,
In our Coventry homes.

I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it...than be a city fan for just one minute

Woke up this morning feeling fine
I've got promotion on my mind
Mousinio's taking us up like he said he would, oh yeah,
Something tells me I'm into something good,
1 2 3 4.... and repeat.

Play up Pompey!

Good draw tonight 🐏🐏🐏

Fuck off Chelsea FC, Ypu ain't got no history. 6 European cups and 19 leagues that's what we call history.

Where's your famous, where's your famous, where's your famous plastic flags.

“He’s got a pineapple on his head, he’s got a pineapple on his head” about Jason Lee.

There’s one about a footballer called Park Ji-Sung which includes the immortal line “eating rats in a Council house” but there is a stereotypical/racist reference, so I won’t type the whole chant.

Thought of another one that Watford fans used to sing to the Luton end

David Pleat's a wanker
He wears a wanker's hat
And when he wears it back to front
He looks a fucking twat.

Quite catchy that one.

😂😂

One of the only ones I know! Just burst out laughing to come across it on MN of all places 😂

When the ball hits your head,
and you’re sat in Row Z,
That’s Zamora…..

Romeluuuuu Lukakuuuuu
He's a Belgian sporting genius
With a 24 inch penis
Scoring all the goals
With his bellend by his toes

Your Ma's a fat slag, your Ma's a fat slag, Phil Foden, your Ma's a fat slag...

Yikes! 😳😄

Millwall?

Playing Turkish team Galatasaray "You're Shish, and you know you are"

Scotland to Italy "We're gonna deep fry your pizzas, deep fry your piiiiiiiizas, we're gonna deep fry your pizzas" (to the tune of Guantanamera)

Scotland (again) in Paris pointing at the Eifel Tower "It's just a big Pyyyyylon"

When Berbatov left Tottenham for Man U "Dimitar, Dimitar, your mum washes windscreens on the North Circulaaar'

And to goalie Eliot Justham "You're just a shit Tesco Sandwich"

Oh and

You're eyes are off-side
You're eyes are off-side
Mesut Orzil
You're eyes are off-side

(And you can substitute Luiz Suarez teeh - You're teeth are offside.... etc)

60 million down the drain... Kai Havertz scores again!!

60 grand, 60 grand, Seamus Coleman
60 grand, 60 grand, I say
60 grand, 60 grand, Seamus Coleman
Playing football the Everton way

Here's to you Vincent Kompany
City loves you more than you will know

He's Brazilian,
He only cost 50 million,
And we think he's fucking brilliant,
Richarlison...

Not a chant but it made me laugh. When Oldham played Millwall at The Den a fan was gesturing to my son about his South London “look” so he said to him “you come from OLDHAM mate”

Ah El Pombo - we do love him, so we do.

To Liverpool fans

Sign on, sign on
With your pen in your hand
Cos you’ll never work again
You’ll never work again

I’m a villa fan, and until last year used to live singing “you’ll never sing that, you’ll never sing that, champions of Europe you’ll never sing that” at Man City when we were several goals down and getting hammered!

We used to have a player called marvellous Nakamba, and to the tune of the conga would chant “doo doo doo, marvellous nakamba”

years ago we used to sing “Dwight Yorke, Dwight yorke” to the tune of New York New York. There was a single recorded to the whole song!

Any chants aimed at the god awful corrupt premier league referees always makes me smile, particularly ‘the referees a wanker’ and ‘you’re not fit to referee’.

These are all classy.
Other than the name of the relevant team being repeated over and over, the only one I recall hearing is/was: "You're shit and you know you are..."

Then again, I'm not a football supporter, so I don't really have any sort of yardstick for these things.

After Djimi Traore messed up a few times at Liverpool (including an own goal):

To the tune of blame it on the boogie:

Don't blame it on the Biscan
don't blame it on the Hamann
Don't blame it on the Finnan
blame it on Traore

He just can't, he just can't,
He just can't control his feet....