What's your favourite football chant?

[HauntedBungalow]

What are your favourite football chants?

Some of mine:

When Rio Ferdinand was on the bench for months after fluffing his drugs test : His name is Rio and he watches from the stand

When Bury signed their new striker : Lennell John-Lewis his name is a shop

Celtic during Coronation week : You can shove your coronation up your arse, you can shove your coronation up your arse, you can shove your coronation, shove your coronation etc

One from my childhood : Georgie Best, superstar, walks like a woman and he wears a bra

I think the Leeds response is "Jimmy Saville he fingered your mum"

🤣🤣🤣
My son (9)!regularly goes to watch Brighton home games with his dad and regales me with some of the things he sees and hears with great delight! 🤦🏿‍♀️😂

My favourite after "spygate" sung to the tune of Oasis Stop crying your heart out:

All of the spies
Are hidden away
Just try not to worry
You'll beat us some day
We'll beat you at home
We'll beat you away
Stop crying Frank Lampard

What do we think of Manchester?
Shit!
What do we think of shit?
Manchester!
Manchester, wank wank wank
Manchester, wank wank wank

😂

Stand up if you hate Man U
Stand up if you hate Man U

Also very catchy

We’ve got O’Hare
Callum O’ Hare
I just don’t think you understand
We got him on a free
He’s the Solihull Messi
We’ve got Callum O’Hare

and (my non-league team)

When I was young and had no sense
I bought a flute for 50 pence
The only tune that I could do
Was shit on the Macc Town and the Northwich too

Hahaha 🤣

Also : I had the wings of a sparrow, If I had the arse of a crow, I'd fly over Old Trafford tomorrow, And shit on the bastards below.
Shit on, shit on,
Shit on the bastards below, below etc

@HauntedBungalow
We do indeed piss on your fish, yes we do, yes we do 😁
#gtfc

Similar one ..if I had the wings of an eagle
And the arse of a buffalo
Insert hated town team
And I'd shite on the bastards below, below.

@robinget I love this - the comic mind of some of these fans!!

Somebody beat me to it!
Niall Quinn’s disco pants are the best,
They go from his arse to his vest 🕺😊

Maaaaarrrinerrrrrssss!
Maaaaarrrinerrrrrssss!
Maaaaarrrinerrrrrssss!

and

We only sing when we're fishing!
We only sing when we're fishing!
Sing when we're fishing!
We only sing when we're fishing!

and

Macnemeny, Macnemeny,
Laurie, Laurie.

and

Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
We are the Pontoon boot boys!

Rubbish 1970s chants 😂

All Town are we..... UTM ⚽

(clap clap clap clap clap) FISH!!!!!!!

Football fans really can be quite creative!

Amanda Rae
American football chants v UK football chants .it's on YouTube.
She also does other comparisons of life in the UK compared to life in America.

Oxford Utd used to get that one.

Seedpods

Haven't heard that for years, if ever!

I do get a bit riled when Sky or similar try to say that any game between Oxford and Cambridge is a derby!

End of every night out in a club in my teenage years…

Cheer up Peter Reid
oh what can it mean
to a sad Mackem bastard
and a shit football team

@TheDuck2018 @BetteDavisChin
Nice to see the town fans out😁
UTM!

For anyone thinking I'm being precious in calling out poverty chants, if you knew football, you'd know this:

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/67682536.amp

https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/tottenham-fans-sign-on-chant-liverpool-1618513

https://mainstandmusings.wordpress.com/2020/06/13/when-fans-eventually-return-to-football-grounds-lets-make-poverty-shaming-a-thing-of-the-past/

https://theathletic.com/5114168/2023/12/11/feed-the-scousers-liverpool-everton/

It might have been acceptable in the past (like violence and racism on the terraces) but it isn't any more.

Oh, do they not have sports chants in the USA? I suppose they go more for organised cheers with cheerleaders.

One heard of was when Stoke were losing to Manchester United.

"What's it like to lose at Stoke? What's it like, what's it like, what's it like to lose at Stoke?"

And the United fans replying:

"You should know, you should know, you should know, you should know!"

(To Hear We Go! obviously)

My Stoke supporting United hating Stoke friend begrudgingly found that very funny.

But really, as pp said, you can't get better than "you're shit ahhhhhhhhhh"

God I've had

"Brighton they get battered everywhere the go, everywhere they go!"

on and off round my head for days since I saw Brighton play at Fulham.

You get your hot dog sausage in a burger bun, you get your hot dog sausage in a burger bun, you get your hot dog sausage in a burger bun, Sunderland's a massive club (sung to the tune of We've got the Whole World in our Hands)