Marvel / superhero franchise films. Just so incredibly formulaic and same-y. The sheer relentlessness of the same story arc over and over and over again in every single film, just with different costumes. Please NO more!
Gin and/or tonic - both utterly vile and nothing masks the rancid, bitter flavour of either.
Bath bombs - fuck right off with your over perfumed, fanny-killer orbs of bath crust.
Chai latte - frothy and overly sweet milky tea, really? Do me a favour..
Marrakesh - wall to wall vile, leering, cat-calling men; harassing the shit out of you from morning to night. Twenty thousand carpet sellers and their brothers shout-selling at you.
Margate ‘old town’ - about 3 streets and a square with a handful of try hard, trendy-cunt coffee/gift shops and a couple of restaurants. Everywhere / everyone else a bit moody and intimidating.
Dishoom (London) - lame, overpriced Indian restaurant.
Love Island - beyond thick, shamelessly shallow, utterly boring - just can’t understand the appeal of watching these people interact with each other. Why?!
ASOS - just really poorly made crap with dreadful sizing inconsistency, every single time.
Brita water filters - just doesn’t taste better. End of story.