Things that everyone raves about that are actually shite

[Letmegetoff]

I'll begin...

ABBA voyage 'concert'
The London Eye
Harry Potter Studios

McFlurrys

Apps in particular any that you are forced to use (such as parking or train fair)

Vapes

Greggs

Oh, I love Lost Cherry! Do I go round reeking of Mr Sheen when I wear it and I’ve been blissfully unaware?

Glastonbury - the festival not the town

Fake nails.
Salted frickin caramel in everything that used to be good.
Platform trainers.
Holly Willoughby.
Prosecco.
Meat in general not just the 'pulled' variety.

Went to Sydney Opera house, was dirty, smaller than I thought and does not look like the pictures.

I went to a concert there because we got tickets even more boring inside.

People are not crying at its beauty they are crying because of the hype everyone told them. It soulless.

PS Australia give it a clean.

huge Harry Potter fans in our house! We’ve been to the studios around 5 times over the years. If you’re a big Harry Potter fan you will absolutely love it. It’s not a theme park so obviously there’s no rides but seeing the sets is fantastic. My kids absolutely loved it!

Air fryers
Musicals
Melted cheese
Picky teas
Nandos
Cockapoos

Uggs
Tesla
Marvel
Brand name clothing for babies.
Alcohol
Make Up
Spain and its islands - it’s ok but overrated AF
Paris - and absolute hole!
Bougie baby and toddler prams.

Agree about barbecues. Meat that's burnt or raw, or both at the same time. Yecch.....
And yes, New Year's Eve - bedtime at 11
Tea with milk (and even worse - with sugar too)
Starbucks (but love my own filter coffee)
Huge cruise ships
Sushi
Stupendously expensive handbag

Life

Your new car.

Your next cruise.

Your next Las Vegas trip to throw away loadsamoney.

Eyebrows.
I mean how many things am I actually meant to do to those two small patches of hair in order to be properly groomed?
And why did we not have to do them in the 80s or 90s?

Threesomes

I don't understand who the people are raving about these things...

Starbucks
Center Parks
Cadbury's chocolate
Prosecco

They are grand imo, not extraordinarily shit but nobody expects them to be more than ok

Does everybody rave about threesomes?! Where have I been? 😂

Yes, sourdough is horrible
So is GOAT'S CHEESE

Got taken for bubble tea by someone who was sure they were introducing me to something amazing. I nearly threw up. The only thing that stopped me was the thought that vomiting up slimy balls might be the one thing worse than swallowing them down. It was grotesque.

I am trying to stop people going 😂

Teslas

Nandos
Starbucks
Costa
London in general

Agree. Agree. Agree.

I've never had bubble tea. And thus description has just put me off it.

“Fun” Runs. And as they are normally at an ungentlemanly early hour on a weekend morning I really question everything about the people who partake. But whatever these people are ( driven? Bored? Desperate to impress?) “fun” is the last word that springs to mind . Sweat Runs would make more sense.

I love bubble tea, but understand others may not. I like popping the bubbles in my mouth. 😁

Running for funsies. Nope.
Getting drunk. Absolutely not.
Smoking/vaping. No.
Getting a dog. Hell no!

Getting the last post in though, yay! 😁