I just said "Sausages"

[SlightlyJaded]

So, yeah...

I just said "Sausages" in the stupid, growly "That's Life" 'talking dog' voice (you'd have to be old to know what I'm talking about) to the Ocado delivery man, and now I can never order from Ocado again.

I don't know why I said it. I don't think I've ever said it out loud in my life before. I was about three when it was on TV and didn't even know I'd stored it in my brain.

I glanced in a bag and saw some sausages and it just came out.

Delivery man was quite young and fit and looked at me very briefly like I was mad. And then didn't react at all - which was worse. We both sort of pretended nothing happened.

"Sausages". In THAT voice.

FFS

Thank you for the best laugh in ages 😂😂

I just said sausages in that voice to the dog and he looked at me like I was mad, then went back to inspecting his nether regions. I need to up his training.

So did I! 😁

Please add Typhoo to your next order and say "you only get an oooo". He will have no idea.
By the way I work with a youngster who has never heard of Phil Collins (lucky them).

Also Bodyform

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Absolutely brilliant

But yeah you have 2 options. Swap to Tesco or move house 😂

Bodyform for yoouuuuuuu

I read the title in my head in that dog voice before I even opened the thread.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG that has made me laugh!

This is the first time I have wanted to be an Ocado delivery person 🤣

Two words for your next delivery, OP: Gold Blend.

Oh, I think we need to compile a shopping list for the OP's next order, so she can thoroughly entertain the delivery driver when accepting her shopping.

I'll go with R Whites Lemonade, Kellogg's Bran Flakes and a 6 pack of Cadbury Flakes.

It's alright, OP!
I do similar things, they just happen sometimes!
Definitely order from Ocado again.
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Ahh a thread for posters of a certain age 😂 .I loved the Kia Ora and Trio . Oh and " If you like a lot of chocolate , join our club ."

I say that all the time! It’s one of my favourites!

That’s hilarious, OP. I got it from the thread title too

Still absolutely creasing at this

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Adding Smash and Um Bongo to the shopping list

Is anyone else, saying, singing or doing the skit with every post.

I need a wee now.

ive got a running joke about sausages, not sure exactly what caused it to begin with, but i think it was to-do with requesting a sausage sandwich

There by the grace of god go all of us @SlightlyJaded

we're here for you 🤣

Oh good lord. I'm having flashbacks to the time I got R Whites lemonade in my order and did the song and dance as I took the crate to the kitchen...

Oh yeah and put some Shake n Vac in your next order too..it'll put the freshness back ..

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Shake n vac ...Oops already done...there's so many classic adverts though of a certain time I can still sing and say many many years later...will be muttering them to my last when Alzheimer's gets a grip ..