I just said "Sausages"

[SlightlyJaded]

So, yeah...

I just said "Sausages" in the stupid, growly "That's Life" 'talking dog' voice (you'd have to be old to know what I'm talking about) to the Ocado delivery man, and now I can never order from Ocado again.

I don't know why I said it. I don't think I've ever said it out loud in my life before. I was about three when it was on TV and didn't even know I'd stored it in my brain.

I glanced in a bag and saw some sausages and it just came out.

Delivery man was quite young and fit and looked at me very briefly like I was mad. And then didn't react at all - which was worse. We both sort of pretended nothing happened.

"Sausages". In THAT voice.

FFS

Yep all of those.

Good moaning / don't panic probably used daily

I often respond to being told something with “ah right, Ted”. Father Dougal style.

Only with family & friends though. If it accidentally slips out in work (where there is no one called Ted), I have to explain.

Instead of asking "what would you like to drink?" it's often "drink" drink!?" or "drink, feck, girls!?" Jack Hacket style in our house @OiGetOff

Same! With an “arse” thrown in for good measure.

I had to explain today to DD why I said “Exactly” in a Liverpool accent.

Accrington Stanley? Who are they?