I just said "Sausages"

[SlightlyJaded]

So, yeah...

I just said "Sausages" in the stupid, growly "That's Life" 'talking dog' voice (you'd have to be old to know what I'm talking about) to the Ocado delivery man, and now I can never order from Ocado again.

I don't know why I said it. I don't think I've ever said it out loud in my life before. I was about three when it was on TV and didn't even know I'd stored it in my brain.

I glanced in a bag and saw some sausages and it just came out.

Delivery man was quite young and fit and looked at me very briefly like I was mad. And then didn't react at all - which was worse. We both sort of pretended nothing happened.

"Sausages". In THAT voice.

FFS

Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣

😂

Brilliant😁

I was actually saying that voice in my head as I opened the thread, before I’d even read the OP

Bloody funny that OP, and that clip!

😂😂😂

My nephew is 20 and knows sausages!

Excellent and quite normal if old enough.

Brilliant! I don't always realise how old I've got. We've got a coal fire & I once said to someone at the door something like - sorry my hands are dirty I've just been making the fire. And he said MAKING!? Like I was insane.

Brilliant

It's the only way! Certainly according to DD's friend who comes for supper every week. He has a limited repertoire of dishes he'll eat, sausages feature frequently. Without fail said in the grisly voice.

Honestly, look on it as cultural education. It's basic manners to know that 'sausages' must always be said that way by people of a certain age and that young people should smile and nod politely. Like recognizing what téléphones used to look like. Or that leg warmers were a thing long before 2022 . . .

Did he not say “Walls” back to you? One star for that driver if not.

JOKING

Or whenever it was that leg warmers reappeared . . .

That really made me LOL.

I laughed reading this.

This is actually hilarious and I don't laugh at much 😂

Hands down, best thread on here in ages

Yay brilliant!!!!!
He'll think your absolutely crackers, especially if he's too young to understand it.
Made me laugh, thank you.

Next time say “potaaaatoes” in that voice

Hope you were wobbling your jaw at the same time.

I said "sausages" out loud in that way as I read the thread title. It is the correct way to say it and I'm glad you have taught the delivery driver this.

I showed this to my 16yo a few months ago and we were in hysterics. Sometimes I just have to look at him and mouth ‘sausages’ and he just cracks up.

We’re easily pleased.

I have just been saying it front of the mirror - to further torture myself with how mad I would have looked to him.

I said it with my chin tucked low (so forming a double chin) and my jaw sort of locking between syllables.

I KNOW this is the correct methodology, but HE doesn't.

Not to the Ocado man........ yet!

Thank you @SlightlyJaded for making me laugh 😁

I remember this. So funny😂