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If I won the lottery I'd pay someone to (lighthearted)

103 replies

BresciaBike · 16/03/2024 22:52

put me to bed. I am terrible for going to bed at a sensible time.

What would you hire someone to do?

OP posts:
DinaofCloud9 · 16/03/2024 22:53

Cook for me.

NewName24 · 16/03/2024 22:54

Think about what to have for tea each day.

I HATE that deciding..... in the supermarket, then after work when looking in the fridge.

I just want my food to arrive, already sorted, when I sit at the table.

EndlesslyDistracted · 16/03/2024 22:54

Blow dry my hair every few days.

Iamanunsafebuilding · 16/03/2024 22:54

NewName24 · 16/03/2024 22:54

Think about what to have for tea each day.

I HATE that deciding..... in the supermarket, then after work when looking in the fridge.

I just want my food to arrive, already sorted, when I sit at the table.

Absolutely this!

Mummypete · 16/03/2024 22:54

Make me calorie controlled healthy meals
Do all my make up and skincare every day
Put fresh sheets on my bed every single day

SpringSprungALeak · 16/03/2024 22:56

Right this minute...give me a shoulder/neck massage & then put me to bed & read to me until I went to sleep.

Letterbix · 16/03/2024 22:57

Fix my health (physical and mental) I'd honestly throw so much money at private doctors and therapists if I had it!

SleepingStandingUp · 16/03/2024 22:57

Clean my house from top to bottom and organise all my stuff

Make me drink properly

Fetch my kids home from school

Grazyna80 · 16/03/2024 22:58

Clean, walk my crazy dog occasionally too. Give me a back massage.Every day. Thank you.

Weefreetiffany · 16/03/2024 22:59

Make breakfast and make my bed each morning. Absolute luxury

pickytube · 16/03/2024 23:06

Tidy after me

timegoesbysoso · 16/03/2024 23:07

Wash and 'do' my hair and make up, daily gym and massage, cook, manage my diary to have an interesting life

Think I'd need a billion though

HoggyDunlop · 16/03/2024 23:08

Pick up all the dog poop from the garden! Worst job ever it would be lovely to outsource.

I'd absolutely love a chef too - not having to think about what to cook and just having it there on the table every evening would genuinely be life changing!!

EmmaEmerald · 16/03/2024 23:09

pickytube · 16/03/2024 23:06

Tidy after me

This! Fine with cleaning but not tidying.

Also yes to the healthy meals, I am so over cooking. As in, so over it...not burning food 😂

Lookatyounowlookatme · 16/03/2024 23:09

Clean every few days
School runs
Help me get rid of chronic kidney stones
Prepare tasty, calorie controlled meals
Organise and pay all bills
Do the garden
Paint the house

Not much then 😂

Deadringer · 16/03/2024 23:11

Do all food planning, prepping, shopping, cooking and cleaning up after. And yes, put me to bed at a reasonable time, with perhaps a bedtime story.

oldperson1 · 16/03/2024 23:17

Definitely shop plan and cook all the meals I dream about this constantly

ssd · 16/03/2024 23:20

Make me real food

Luckycloverz · 16/03/2024 23:20

Oh yes a personal chef, maid and chauffeur!

shellyleppard · 16/03/2024 23:22

Ooo definitely someone to do the food shop, menu plan and daily cooking. A foot massage dally 🙏 and tidy and organise my house 🤣🤣

lululimepants · 16/03/2024 23:23

Change my bed sheets every day

Shetlands · 16/03/2024 23:25

I'd hire someone to impersonate me while I check into a spa hotel for 3 months.

Suchalicklepumpkin · 16/03/2024 23:26

Empty the dishwasher. I despise it.

LadyChilli · 16/03/2024 23:26

I'd have someone to either scratch or tickle my back on demand every bedtime, then quietly let themselves out when I fell asleep. They aren't allowed to judge me if I snore or pump.

Diversion · 16/03/2024 23:28

Be my chauffer! I hate driving and have the most dire sense of direction. I would have a chauffer on standby. They would not need a fancy car just something of a reasonable size which was clean and reliable