How do I tell my neighbour I can hear her?

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We moved in semi-recently and I can hear my neighbour having sex.

First time I thought it was a one off (maybe his birthday, 😂) as I didn't hear anything the first few months.

But now 2 or 3 times a week I can hear her (only her not him) as if she's in my hallway!
It's not a creaky bed or anything that can't be helped, it's loud, dramatic moans and 'yes, yes' type stuff

I have preteen/young teen kids who can clearly hear her too and it's really starting to piss me off when she starts.

DH and I manage to have sex without the whole house knowing. Never mind the neighbours.

I don't know her that well so I don't know whether to

A) bang on the wall (which I did last time but it was only my fist and I don't think she could hear it over her own squeals, so next time I'll use a shoe)

B) Wait till I see her and say something, which I have planned to do but just not seen her and I feel knocking on her door is way too intrusive. And WTF would I say.

C) put a note through the door. But again WTF do I write?

I feel almost rude asking her to keep it down in her own home but it's embarrassing sat in bed reading, listening to her howling.

A few nights ago DS was sat in bed with me and she started and he was so embarrassed.

We had this on holiday, just for one night. Our daughter was asking if the lady in the next door hotel room might need an ambulance as she was making a lot of noises... Was so awkward. We hoped that she would 'get better' soon but it took a good 20 minutes before she did...!

Sounds like she’s faking it I’d say!🤣🤣🤣

I think it’s a porn thing. We imagine we need to be loud to keep the men interested

Absolutely agree!

You are a Semi applause would not be loud enough to worry the other neighbour nor would music loud but not stupidly loud.

Just knock on, and say," I can hear you at it, can you try to wrap it up fast or keep it down please"...lol

Thread started 07/03/2024 eight months ago
Last time original poster showed any sign of life 10/03/2024 three days after starting this thread.
What happened with this noisy neighbour?
Decided to quit performing for Only fans? Moved out? Nothing changed? Didn't like being told to shut up and decided to double down on noise? Or...?

Asked her if you can join in she might be surprised you can hear her and stop

Every time you hear her laugh really loud so she can hear you as it might stop her being so loud

It’s a thread from last year people!!! If she’s still going, I’m amazed at her stamina!

Omg I’m cringing for you in Dec 2025, that must have been so difficult to do!

Considering this thread goes back to March last year, l suspect she may have moved or at least moved on to someone else by now.

Absolutely hilarious. We all need more Tommy’s in our lives

I really do hope their sex doesn’t include OP’s child.

Grammar matters!

If she could scare off the bastarding fucking cat that keeps crapping in my front garden, I’d employ her to come round for a week!

god how pathetic. Of course OP can tell them. What happens next, she can’t control, but OP can certainly make the request and see what the response is.

No it’s not. It’s an easy way to avoid face to face embarrassment on both sides.

Haha!

Change your wifi network name to "we can hear you having sex"
That should be mortifying enough for her without you having to actually say anything

Every time she screams “Yes, Yes!” Yell back “No, No!”

Ok

How would neighbours know what their WiFi code was

When you go on settings it brings up nearby ones