Christian Horner

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Red bull formula one boss
What's the story?
Someone mentioned he is hero Halliwell's husband but could be in trouble at work?

I read that he earns 8 mil a year online this morning , but obviously this could be speculation.

Quite a controlling manipulative vibe in the texts and she really didn’t seem that into him. Very one sided without him seeming to realise.
Thinking about Geri, I wonder if she’ll start wearing colour again, as the white clothes are part of the past era?

And how did that person get those messages?

They were used in the investigation hearing allegedly. So a few people had access to them.

Why does Geri always wear white?
Is she frightened of being run over ( by an F1 car perhaps).
Is it so she’s easier to spot in a crowd, useful if you’re her dh conducting an alleged affair?
Is she advertising washing powder on a permanent contract?
Is she colour blind and this prevents clashes with her red hair?

Any other thoughts?

I do genuinely feel a bit sorry for Geri
I know I'll get flamed on here for feeling sorry for a very rich woman blah blah , and she'll probably stay by his side , but can you just imagine how awful all this is?
I always liked her over Posh and the others
I hope he kicks him into touch

She kicks him I mean

Yes, being publicly humiliated by Christian Horner must be awful. Especially when there's a child in the mix. I guess now she and his ex have something else in common!

Yeah, his ex must be loving all this
Or maybe more of the ' told you so ' attitude as it's been years since all that , but I can't help having a bit of sympathy for Geri and the children ( maybe them especially as social media is brutal )

To be honest, he was in a very long term relationship when he started seeing Geri, his ex was also expecting…
I don’t feel sorry for either of them. He has form…Geri knows this…

I bet she won't. He will dismiss it as what it seems just a casual bit on the side. She must've known exactiy what he was like.

@Chrysanthemum5 Second they say his mother persuaded her to go to Bahrain to support him.

No it was Geri's mother not his who persuaded her to go to Bahrain.

Just asked DH if he'd rather have 1 finger-dick or 10 dick-fingers... He needs more time to decide apparently.

This thread has made me roar

Yes I was assuming F1 was a very masculine environment where not much attention would be given to extra marital goings-on x

Gawd I read this at the beginning & haven't checked back - I'm going to have to read the whole thing now aren't I........
😂

To be fair there's a lot to consider!

Yes, it's absolutely hilarious 😂

My DH said there's a lot to consider. How would you pull up your zip? Or would you piss out of one, or all of your fingers? How would you pick up coins? Would you offend people as soon as you took your hands out of your pockets?

A lot to consider right enough 😂

Geri was after his slick, oily digit-dick when he was 'unavailable' before. Now it's someone else's turn. They are all slippery, rich weirdos.

Yep, it's insane isn't? It equates to roughly £670,000 a month before tax,

Do we know if he will be at the track today? Not usually interested in F1 but this might make it palatable.

He's one of those people...you can tell he's a creep! The Red Bull team need investigating properly for their blatant cheating. Ugghhh he's just awful! Makes my skin crawl off.

He doesn't look like a sexual dynamo, I imagine he's a socks on strictly missionary type of bloke....

He has been there the past 2 days so no reason to suspect he won't be on the pit wall for the race. He was pictured hugging the FIA president in the pit lane yesterday.

With his Willy fingers round him?