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Predictive text - My vagina is

375 replies

firesa · 06/02/2024 21:36

Only use the middle word of predictive following My vagina is ...just for fun!

My vagina is a bit of an old lady but she has been a little more than happy lately

OP posts:
Flipflops123 · 07/02/2024 23:51

My vagina is so long I don't know why it would bother you but it looks so pretty and it is very cute 😂😂😂

IlsSortLaPlupartAuNuitMostly · 07/02/2024 23:53

My vagina is a bit more sensitive to my tongue and my mouth and I don't want it touching me so I'm just trying not too hard

Blimey. That was a bit anatomical.

DoILookThrilled · 07/02/2024 23:53

My vagina is so long I don’t know why it would bother you but it looks so pretty and it is very cute on her face

Morethan4hourssleep · 07/02/2024 23:55

My vagina is going through a lot and judgemental is working so I have attached my updated profile.

december2020 · 07/02/2024 23:56

My vagina is a mess but my heart still beats when it gets cold

😂 🤷‍♀️

Desdemona44 · 07/02/2024 23:59

My vagina is the same and often doesn't bother with lunch

TitilatedOcelot · 08/02/2024 00:03

My vagina is a bit too small to fit on the inside but it does have some holes

StopTheQtipWhenTheresResistance · 08/02/2024 00:08

My vagina is a bit too small to fit on the inside but it does have some holes that are made of the inside and I don't want it touching it so I'm going with that and putting a small piece on it to hold the top

What? 😂

StopTheQtipWhenTheresResistance · 08/02/2024 00:20

Going to press left side this time.

My vagina is still in the box and I have to go to the bathroom and get it fixed

😂😂😂😂😂

mkwar · 08/02/2024 00:51

My banging is so bad I can't even get it to stop bleeding 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I don't know what I have been texting lol

mkwar · 08/02/2024 00:51

mkwar · 08/02/2024 00:51

My banging is so bad I can't even get it to stop bleeding 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I don't know what I have been texting lol

Cant autocorrect vagina tho clearly 🤣

PrudeyTwoShoes · 08/02/2024 00:55

My vagina was in a bad mood and she had a lot to say to her and she said that I should not have said anything about her being in the house because she didn't know that she had to be in a good place.

IfOnlyOurEyesSawSouls · 08/02/2024 00:55

My vagina is so long i don't even have to look up it anymore

🤣

CandyCaneLane0 · 08/02/2024 01:04

My vagina is going through the other parent and I have a couple more friends to help me get in bed n I will have a good time with my wife for a few mins

Toomuchgoingon79 · 08/02/2024 05:38

My vagina is still working

SirSidneyRuffDiamond · 08/02/2024 05:39

My vagina is a bit of an old lady but she has been a little more than happy 😃

ohdeerohdear · 08/02/2024 06:20

My vagina is a bit more sensitive to my tongue and my mouth and I don't want it touching me so I'm not gonna do that anymore.

Wtf??

naturallydelicious · 08/02/2024 06:52

My vagina is a bit more sensitive to my tongue and my mouth and I don't want it touching me so I'm not gonna do that anymore 🤣

naturallydelicious · 08/02/2024 06:54

@ohdeerohdear i just realised ours is exactly the same!!

arlequin · 08/02/2024 12:21

Your penis is a bit of an odd shape

😅😅

WinkyTinky · 08/02/2024 12:31

My vagina is a bit of a good idea to do it on the weekend.

I bloody wish! 😅

DoraSpenlow · 08/02/2024 13:13

My vagina is a bit of a lovely day today and I know you are not feeling well enough.

Carishina · 08/02/2024 14:12

My vagina is not the best in this situation but I am glad to hear that you are feeling much better and I will pray for your recovery.

bluemoonmilk · 08/02/2024 17:38

My vagina is a bit more sensitive to my tongue

firesail · 08/02/2024 19:09

Your penis is a bit of an odd shape for a person to be in a certain way