Who would you garotte with their own intestines?

[drspouse]

In case you are hard of humour, this is LIGHT HEARTED.
An MP has suggested this punishment for fly tipping.
Who's on your list?
I've got:
Anyone who suggests white polos for school uniform, for crimes against stain remover.
Nigel Farage, for being Nigel Farage.
Social workers from the early help team who say "what do you think you need as a family" and then say "oh we don't offer that, all we offer is parenting courses", for raising parents' hope.
Who's next?

My dentist who cut my gum during a routine filling last month and it’s still not healed up.

People in supermarkets coming out of an aisle and not stopping/slowing down when you walk past them (whilst you are walking past in the main aisle), they keep on ploughing through with their load, making you have to hotfoot it to avoid a side impact.

Not so lighthearted The person who purchased my rescue dog as a puppy then shoved him in a crate 24/7 whilst living in a flat with a garden and couldn’t be arse to walk him, ever. They have zero idea of the amount of damaged they have caused him psychologically. That arsehole would be the first on my intestinal garrotting list.

No.

I don’t blame any of the voters.

I blame the conmen who lied to us.

Come and get me xoxo