Who would you garotte with their own intestines?

[drspouse]

In case you are hard of humour, this is LIGHT HEARTED.
An MP has suggested this punishment for fly tipping.
Who's on your list?
I've got:
Anyone who suggests white polos for school uniform, for crimes against stain remover.
Nigel Farage, for being Nigel Farage.
Social workers from the early help team who say "what do you think you need as a family" and then say "oh we don't offer that, all we offer is parenting courses", for raising parents' hope.
Who's next?

And anyone to do with Horizon / Post Office

In a better organised world I'd be in charge and they'd be grateful for strangling with their own intestines - because that's the least of what they deserve.

Saw a woman yesterday at my dgs school. Full pjs and dressing gown complete with slippers! This was for the afternoon pick up. 😬

People on those stupid electric scooters who whiz around without giving a shit about the pedestrians they're nearly knocking over.

People who park like twats around the school in the mornings.

People in our town who moan endlessly about the bin collections and act as though recycling is some favour they're doing for the council "I'm doing their job for them, they should be paying ME".

People who don't pick up their dog poo (I have a dog and they give us all a bad name)

People who litter/go to a beauty spot to picnic then leave a mess

People who are astonished they have to pay at the end of their purchase being rung up and spend ages searching for purse/wallet/card/money

Cyclist whizzing through town centre-passing several "no cycling" signs.
Ditto for electric scooter users in very pedestrianised areas

Children scooting, skating and roller blading recklessly in busy shops while their parents ignore (I would be garroting the parents)

People who park on pavements and in cycle lanes
Vapers
Rees Mogg and Cameron
Just getting warmed up...

Tailgaters.

Especially the ones without the bollocks to actually overtake on the straights. An extra slow garotting for them.

My ex boss

Drivers who shoot out from a turning in front of you because they cant wait, make you brake, then drive like fucking snails.

Jeremy Clarkson.

Oh yes - and the parents who think they can park where the fuck they like because they're ''picking up the children'' - gormless grin - and those who park up and sit with their engines running for 30 mins.

Get in the queue.

😂

Tony Blair
Rishi Sunak
Sadiq Khan
were my immediate thought.

People who let their dogs off the lead around sheep. 3 pregnant ewes were killed near me the other day.

I’m off ill and was in bed ill. never have visitors and no deliveries expected this arsehole bangs on my door - banging it and rings to doorbell 14 times in 10 seconds and then by the time I connect the ring doorbell on my phone - which takes zero time was storming off down the drive. Wtf? The whole thing accordingly to the ring doorbell was 15 seconds - very patient - not!!

I’ll join the queue for garrotting Johnson.

We should probably add Truss.
The people responsible for Brexit

People with loose pets in the car.
People who exceed speed limits.
Politicians who are bleeding the NHS dry.
Rich politicians who have no concept how the rest of the country live - and can't be arsed to find out.
Arrogant people.
Those who reduce life to profit.
Oh heavens .... I could be here all day!!

And can I sneak Trump in.....?

All the halfwits in local Facebook groups.
’what time does the big asdas open’?!
Also, anyone who uses those stupid Facebook cartoon avatars. Especially the one where they’re shouting into a megaphone.

Anyone with a modicum of compassion who votes Tory.

Quite a few of mine have been disembowelled and strangled already on this thread.

David Cameron for thinking he would easily win the Brexit referendum. Plus him and George Osborne for imposing austerity on us whilst enjoying protection from it's effects by their wealth and privilege.

People who leave their dog's mess behind.

People who snidely criticise ds's lack of social skills. He's not a "fucking weirdo", he's autistic you fucking normie. His behaviour is completely usual for an autistic person and you are an ignorant dick.

My feelings about that last one definitely fail your lighthearted vibe OP!

Anyone who mentions bloody Brexit!
My neighbours, they’re too short and annoying to look at 😂

The after dark dog walking shit leavers!!

You dirty bastards pick it up!

I'm not sure this thread is good for my BP but i can't click away 😅

Tony Blair.

Margaret Thatcher if we can resurrect her.