Homemade Christmas tat for sale....

[Beetie1]

Couldn't see a recent thread showcasing Christmas tat for sale and I just had to share this - described as a Christmas Shrimp.

https://images.app.goo.gl/Jo8o9ArMCZAJo1qK7

May I present to you. The Christmas frog ornament ... At £2 I'm half tempted to get one for the entertainment value it will provide in confused visitors.

Placemarking for the clitoris bauble.

Erm too late @Caffeineislife 🤣

It hasn't shown my original post but I posted it at 9pm 🫣

There seems to be a lot of love for the shrimp! It's on Vinted if anyone wants it! www.vinted.co.uk/items/3833677655-gorgeous-papier-mache-christmas-shrimp

Tbf the tail on the Christmas shrimp looks like a vagina to me 😂

Excellent present for the lady goth in your life…

She's beautiful 😍

I saw there was a raw and cooked version 😆

Prawn go dooka dooka.

That's made by a knitting nancy I think

It's the bat wings for me 🦇

Keith is either pulling our leg or hopeful: £750 not including the tree!

I’ve got an opened tin of sardines hanging on my tree.. In reality it’s a “mock up”of an opened tin with the lid curled back with the ‘key’ still in situ and the three metal ‘sardines’. Bought in Dundee last year in a gift shop.

£699.00 for that 12 Days of Christmas monstrosity!
Surely the decimal point is in the wrong place.

I had to google that.

The mouse one is too cute (although I wouldn't want to bleed on it because its cute).

I more disturbed by the one of Mr. Bean, it must be a very bizarre fetish to want to free bleed on Mr. Beans face.

The Christmas Frog is a bargain, (not that I’d want one.) Theres a lot of work gone into that for £2.00. Selling themselves short. I reckon half a hours work, Sourcing materials, Cutting it out, stitching, filling and photographing it. There’s some tricky stitching round that shape.

These are so funny. I think this is my favourite annual thread. I had to expand my radius on marketplace quite a bit, the people around here must be fairly normal. But I did find something in the end

Anyone noticed that the asking price for this is £699.99? I am in the wrong line of work if that sells for that price

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/401730194746?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=HpUXcKnJSKe&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=SnBzSFXuQpe&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY&mkevt=1&mkcid=1&mkrid=710-53481-19255-0&campid=5336323013&toolid=10001&customid=470X756X4d4b98b6d104b4f4c75b191477fb8da2

It doesn't sell, though. It's been on ebay for years.

But you get the full party plan menu with it!! Priceless 😁

I quite like the horseshoe tree and horseshoe reindeer but not the snowman

Kirsty needs to do a one off special episode of her handmade Xmas programme with these sort of things

@Fannyfiggs Christmas tampons! I’m dying!😂

Well it is the festive period...

I'll get my coat!