Homemade Christmas tat for sale....

[Beetie1]

Couldn't see a recent thread showcasing Christmas tat for sale and I just had to share this - described as a Christmas Shrimp.

I kind of want to make an offer, but don't want to be obligated to buy it 🤣

I think we should all chip in for the Christmas shrimp and timeshare it. It can be a MN mascot. We can DPD it to the next person next year.

Ta dah!

A few MNetters have offered on the 12 Days monstrosity this year. All sadly rejected. There's a thread here

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/christmas/4955781-12-days-of-christmas-hes-back?page=1

I'm in ✋️

I was trying to find this beauty but stumbled across this instead 🤣

£15 each and you can get one decorated in the colours and with the logo of your favourite football team!

🤣🤣

I have these to contribute to proceedings

I'm so confused. What are in the pockets? Is it Christmas tampons? Christmas bullets?

Also

And

The Cornish Christmas prawn 🦐 I actually want to buy him 😂

Oh no! These are so so bad but I can’t stop looking!

It looks like a camp Fingerbob.

The one on the right looks like some macabre crucifixion.

But for the grace of God, there go I @imnotthatkindofmum !

£699.99?! 🤣🤣

Oh that takes me back but back then it was a cigarette, a bit of spark and a match behind the box frame with In Case of Emergency on it
It was the same with a condom one

This one looks more like a suspect 💩 to me. Decorated with sparkles and buttons...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/325926699766?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=QI4qTLOOQ92&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=WK8Cm1ZbQwa&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

Found these on my local Facebook marketplace

There's some brilliant wares for sale here.

Steel Christmas tree. Only £70

I see your Christmas Shrimps and raise you a Turtle in a Tin.

I've had these charming curiosities saved on Marketplace for a while...

Has anyone seen the new Eddie Murphy Christmas movie? It's about a giant version of the eBay 12 Days of Christmas!!