Words and phrases that make your teeth itch

[Sfuandtired]

I’ll start

hollibobs
smashed it
The gift that keeps on giving
Don’t mind if I do

All of those give me irrational rage! 😆

We’re pregnant
Gender reveal
Reply to myself
i spoke to yourself

#blessed
We 'was' going... Argh!!!

Giggle
eg it made me giggle
are you five?

'Make your teeth itch' it's awful... teeth can't itch.

my peeps
roll - as in that’s just how we roll

"Pack up" like as in a packed lunch...
"Booked up" as in thats us booked up for next year aka we have booked a holiday

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This. Such a silly expression.

Nom.

Making memories.

Blessed.

Mama bear.

"We was" instead of we were.

Tearing up
Smashed it
Super excited (or any variation of being excited to announce some god awful corporate shite)
Parked up.

My mum calls my nephew 'little 'un'. Never his name. . It gives me irrational rage.

Teeth itch

Legs for days
Tresses
Hubby
I seen it
I done it.

The ick

Ickle bubba - makes me want to vomit
somethink when you mean something

Alluded, everyone seems to say this at the moment

Par-boiled.

I can’t even explain why.

Nom nom
Hubby
Lil' in front of any word
Simples

Fucking hell! How many times do we need this thread on Mumsnet? How can you have missed the eleventy billion times it has been posted already?

Teeth itch
Boiled piss
Eyes peeled
Needs longer to "cook" - when talking about babies being over due date. THAT ONE REALLY GOES THROUGH ME

Oh and fur babies. Just no.

‘Ick’ and ‘my bad’

Limerance. Reach out. Pump (for fart).

eleventy billion

Supper. It’s so old fashioned and uptight. If my inlaws had fish and chips for dinner mil would always refer to it as a fish and chip supper. Why? And there was more than one chip so it just sounded stupid.

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