Words and phrases that make your teeth itch

[Sfuandtired]

I’ll start

hollibobs
smashed it
The gift that keeps on giving
Don’t mind if I do

All of those give me irrational rage! 😆

Make your teeth it
Boil my piss
Walk the talk
Get on my tits

Oh and l'il makes me want to smack someone

Lil' (oh for an edit button on the app!)

Aww bless you ( or couldn't give a stuff )

A red lip. What about the other one!
Hubby and even worse, hubster.
Fur baby.

My team, (talking about family)
Making memories
Meal
Holidaybobs
peeps
cheeky drink or cheeky whatever

Yes! Get on my tits. Also, ballache. Makes me shudder.

Hubster
hubby
living best life aaaah awful sayings!!

Poorly

@IDriveMySupernova I always misread ball ache when people spell it as one word. Always read it like "ba-lash" and think it's some French word or something before I realise!

That's said on New Year's Eve!!!

Ohh I forgot seggs!! Keep seeing it on TikTok when people want to mention sex but don't want to type the word- seggs though? Surely seks would make more sense?

La ballache, quelle horreur!

Agree with lots of these, plus some others give me the creeps
Norks
Gentle hands
Famalam
Fur babies
Vajazzle
Pundit

MN phrases:

‘Sat here in tears’
Myself and my partner
Not my circus not my monkeys
Busy beak out
You sound like hard work

See also 'LegoS'

Make your teeth itch

When people write gawjus instead of gorgeous. Omg 😳

@PabloandGustheGreySquirrels and @Okbyethen and yet just math...

People say JAMP???? I've never heard this 🤣

@AutumnalPumpkin yes! Loads of folk where I stay say "jamp". So much so that I don't even question it now cos it's colloquial and I get what they're meaning.

Toms and pots. They are tomatoes and potatoes thank you very much.

Picky tea - just yuk

The word "sides" instead of side dishes

Folk
Job’s a good’un – usually employed by posters here after offering their terrible suggestion, often for their nasty-sounding roast dinners
Roast
Little man
Little madam
Water infection
Toilet