Words and phrases that make your teeth itch

[Sfuandtired]

I’ll start

hollibobs
smashed it
The gift that keeps on giving
Don’t mind if I do

All of those give me irrational rage! 😆

Giving you 'the feels'
Using 'the smarts'
Everything is suddenly 'gifted ' never given anymore.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner

Wtf is that? I hate it when people say this.

Should of, could of

Yass as in "Yass Queen".
Yass has always been, and always will be, the way Glasgow folk show their enjoyment- by shouting "yass!" Prime examples are football matches, down the pub or seeing something funny happen to someone else. See also- "yass, ya dancer".
I have no idea how anyone reads it in any other accent 😄

would of means I’m out of time
should of, could of, would of can’t change your mind 🎵

Job of work !
Starting every sentence with 'So '
Baba instead of baby
Pronouncing the letter H as haitch ,not aitch

It is what it is
Made from scratch
Naice
Picky bits
Supper

Awesome

Little man.
Has went. (And other similar mixed tenses.)
A women. How is the singular “woman” so hard to understand?

In the context of Christmas presents:

big ticket item

It really annoys me for reasons I don’t know when I see it on the Xmas threads.

"I say this very gently". I really hate this. Stop trying to pretend you are being kind when you are about to give a response the OP won't like.

Cringe used as an adjective instead of a verb as in "it was a bit cringe". Just say it made you cringe.

Invite used as a noun as in "I sent the invites"

Text used as a verb instead of texted as in "I text my mum last night".

And a supper is typically light so wouldn't be fish and chips.

Reach out
Veggies 😤
could/would/should of
connect with (said person)
gender when they mean sex

I haven't heard of some of these!

Referring to everything as amazing.
Hubby.
Fiance. It sounds juvenile. Even if I was engaged I would still use partner.

And as a PP said ‘it’s not the dog it’s the owner’.

A chihuahua won’t kill a grown man though will it. It’s the unnecessary meathead dog PLUS the fuckwit owner.

My better half

Enjoy..resteraunts

Tea instead of dinner gah!!

I cant stand partner 😅

When people go on safari (for example) and say that they saw “elephant, zebra, rhinoceros, cheetah” etc.. It may be correct to list the species in that way but I’m always very tempted to ask, “what, just the one?”

Making memories
Living our best life
This one

"Bored of" something

It's "bored with"

However it has become acceptable to use "bored of" apparently now.

Fam
Fur babies

Partner sounds way more juvenile than fiancé to me. Partner always sounds like someone who knows boyfriend or girlfriend sounds less serious so wants to sound like they're in a more grown up relationship without being husband or wife.

Referring to a small child as The Babby. Think this is a black country thing, makes me cringe.

The most annoying phrase ever

We have lost sight of what a normal weight is

Said smugly on any discussion about weight on here with great satisfaction by people that think they are the first ever to think of this even though its been trotted out about a million times

Fur baby
You've got this
Holibobs
Smashed it
Poorly
Brekkie
Amazing
Legend

Eurgh all the above give me the ick 🙄