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What is it with my neighbour’s camper van?

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ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 16/09/2023 12:16

They moved in 18 months ago. 4 bed semi. They have one child. Drive with carport and garage. They have 2 cars and bloody camper parked opposite my house. I hate it with a vengeance.

They never go on holiday in it. It never moves. His front door is always half open. This is the only door like this on the road.

Hes in and out of that cunting van every 2 minutes. He loves to pull the doors back and let them SLAM into position from 7.30 am every morning. He never seems to take anything into it, or out of it ever. But he’s in and out of it like a rat off a sinking ship every 5 minutes.

I hate him😖 Yank SLAM, yank SLAM , yankSLAM every bloody day all fucking day.

Whats going on in there?!😭

OP posts:
00100001 · 17/09/2023 21:56

Why don't you just pop out and ask him??

00100001 · 17/09/2023 21:56

Like, ask him what he is doing in there all the time?

QuickDraining · 17/09/2023 22:00

Regarding deeds and other covenants, have you actually ever come across someone that has been challenged?

The banging of doors of vans are the most irritating thing about them. We have a neighbour that loads theirs before 7am, and at weekends. But also there are the car loads of screaming kids, the guy revving his engine at 5am before his early shift. And the neighbours slamming the back door until well after midnight to let the dog shit and bark at leaves.

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HereLiesBetelgeuse · 17/09/2023 22:11

Swish bloody bang

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ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 17/09/2023 21:06

It had been unusually low today. But it’s just started now. 😭

Just read my 3 year old Mr. Noisy and I thought of you/this thread...

CRASH! went the door as he opened it.

BANG! went the door as he closed it.

😆😆😆

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ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 18/09/2023 11:15

He’s made no noise whatsoever since yesterday evening.

He’s obviously read this thread!

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Weenurse · 20/09/2023 08:38

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ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 29/09/2023 11:33

So I’ve discovered why he has the van.

He uses it to go on DIY trips. This is why it only disappears for an hour or so. Today him and his dad were carrying out bags of sand and cement and some wood. No drugs or dead bodies.

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ArcticLingered · 29/09/2023 12:02

@ArseInTheCoOpWindow
What's wrong with having the front door slightly open? Even if no-one else on the street does that? You have said it's a "nice area" so why shouldn't they?

SirChenjins · 29/09/2023 15:29

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 29/09/2023 11:33

So I’ve discovered why he has the van.

He uses it to go on DIY trips. This is why it only disappears for an hour or so. Today him and his dad were carrying out bags of sand and cement and some wood. No drugs or dead bodies.

That’s what you think - but ask yourself why he needs cement, wood and sand. That’s your coffin and patio burial right there, you mark my words.

Faircastle · 29/09/2023 18:36

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 29/09/2023 11:33

So I’ve discovered why he has the van.

He uses it to go on DIY trips. This is why it only disappears for an hour or so. Today him and his dad were carrying out bags of sand and cement and some wood. No drugs or dead bodies.

People would normally use an unconverted panel van for that. Perhaps he likes to have a brew and a nap while he is there?

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