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Apparently the biggest news story of the year is going to break over the weekend

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HuwEdwardsBottom · 15/09/2023 13:50

It’s all overTwitter, or X as it’s now called. One of the Sunday papers is working on a massive story and all staff weekend leave has been cancelled. Channel 4 is showing an episode of ‘Dispatches’ tomorrow night at 9pm but haven’t said what it’s about and lots of people are putting two and two together and saying it’s in conjunction with the following days papers.

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AliciaLime · 15/09/2023 21:42

😆

Apparently the biggest news story of the year is going to break over the weekend
RedToothBrush · 15/09/2023 21:43

WimbyAce · 15/09/2023 21:34

Literally laughing out loud at this 😂

Got to be honest PH with RB in the kitchen with the candlestick, errr sorry selfiestick and HB really would be a comedy act worth guilty pleasure DM retweets, errr sorry re-Xers

TroglodytesTroglodytes · 15/09/2023 21:43

I’m starting to wonder now, a lot of speculation that channel 4 have set this up as a scenario to show how people get hyped up on social media. We know that!? Running a fake story, the most important news of 2023, comedians to be neutered and muzzled in public :yawn:

NotSayingItsTheMasonsBut · 15/09/2023 21:43

cafenoirbiscuit · 15/09/2023 21:38

So long as Basil Brush, Rod Jane and Freddy, and Nookie Bear are safe I’m not worried

I'm sorry but nookie bear always creeped me out.
Always gotta trust your gut feeling...

ladeluge · 15/09/2023 21:44

Thread nearly full now. Of BS celebrity crap.

As pps said only those with power over our lives are of any interest to me. So we shall see how near or far the tentacles of this impending reveal spread.

RedToothBrush · 15/09/2023 21:44

cafenoirbiscuit · 15/09/2023 21:38

So long as Basil Brush, Rod Jane and Freddy, and Nookie Bear are safe I’m not worried

Na it's a Nookie Bear, Kermie and Gordon T Gopher threesome.

LaLoose · 15/09/2023 21:44

It’s no one this small. As PP have said, it’s 90 minutes if Dispatches

CrunchyCarrot · 15/09/2023 21:44

FatherJackHackettsUnderpantsHamper · 15/09/2023 19:55

Much ado about nothing, methinks.

Is that a clue??

It's a few centuries too late now to be exposing Shakespeare!

😂😂😂

HuwEdwardsBottom · 15/09/2023 21:44

I’ll start a new thread now ready as this is about to fill up. I have a feeling the name will be leaked before the show airs

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MeinKraft · 15/09/2023 21:45

Russell Brand had a podcast with mentalist Derren Brown 🤔

Twilight7777 · 15/09/2023 21:45

got a feeling it might be the writer of that sitcom based in wales, as he has been in quite a few films.

Jackydaytona · 15/09/2023 21:46

Mymilkshakebringsallthepapstomycar · 15/09/2023 21:24

Let me correct that for you. He's a not even remotely funny and it's a mystery why he's ever been employed in a comedy role woman hating twat.

I bow to your far more accurate description:)

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VisionsOfSplendour · 15/09/2023 21:48

Welliouta · 15/09/2023 21:39

So RB’s insta is now defunct….

Nope, still very much there and he's posted since this all started, could be scheduled posts of course

LondonMummer · 15/09/2023 21:48

HuwEdwardsBottom · 15/09/2023 21:44

I’ll start a new thread now ready as this is about to fill up. I have a feeling the name will be leaked before the show airs

I'm starting to think you're a researcher at Dispatches.

Brumbies · 15/09/2023 21:49

Obviously it's Sooty, he's spent his life with different men's hands up his

Stravaig · 15/09/2023 21:50

If it's the culmination of three years joint work, by two renowned investigative teams; if it merits a 90 minute special programme plus Sunday papers lead; if it's all hands, no leave; then it's going to be something substantial, not yet another celebrity sleaze fest which the tabloids cover day in day out anyway.

Ramalangadingdong · 15/09/2023 21:50

People I would love it to be (in no particular order)

Eamon Holmes
Jeremy - the car bloke (having a senior moment so can’t remember his name)
Boris Johnson
Suella Braverman
Judi Dench (only joking!)

HumanBurrito · 15/09/2023 21:50

Please please be a deep dive into Sunak's finances 🙏

Avocadocherry · 15/09/2023 21:50

The mirror silhouette is a strange one isn’t it although it’s labelled as general stock image. A balding man. They used the same image to report on a case of a paedophile in his thirties who’d been granted lifelong anonymity in Ireland after threatening to kill himself.
perhaps it’s just a poor silhouette choice though 🤷‍♀️

MadCatLady27 · 15/09/2023 21:50

When were the findings of that report into Matt Hancock/ the COVID enquiry due out? Could it be anything to do with that?

MsLavender · 15/09/2023 21:50

Welliouta · 15/09/2023 21:39

So RB’s insta is now defunct….

No, it's his wifes account that has gone

LaLoose · 15/09/2023 21:51

???

HuwEdwardsBottom · 15/09/2023 21:52

Maybe Matt Hancock has shagged someone’s wife again?😂

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HRTQueen · 15/09/2023 21:54

Well this won’t help with my insomnia 😬

But that’s ok can Twitter and pop bitch read all night

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