Be (brutally) honest - what’s my weight, size and age?

[Cuc]

Hit me, I need a kick up the bum

I've read you reply, and my guess was going to be size 8-10 5,3. I'd say your actual size and weight is about equivalent! You look great in those jeans, and don't look overweight in the slightest

Be careful with bmi as they are very basic and don't take a lot of factors into account