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Be (brutally) honest - what’s my weight, size and age?

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Cuc · 14/09/2023 20:07

Hit me, I need a kick up the bum

Be (brutally) honest - what’s my weight, size and age?
OP posts:
NoSquirrels · 14/09/2023 20:17

Size 10-12, in your early 40s, no idea what you weigh.

But honestly, it’s not easy to tell anything from that pic, and FWIW I think you look absolutely fine.

TropicalTrama · 14/09/2023 20:17

I have no fucking idea because obviously we can’t see your face and have no idea how tall you are. You look reasonably slim. I like the jeans. That top looks like something Dougal from Father Ted would wear. That’s all I can say really.

Kay286 · 14/09/2023 20:17

Size 10 ? Jeans aren’t flattering that why I think most are saying bigger ? Impossible to guess age without a face lol but the top and jeans style I’d guess over 40

jollygreenpea · 14/09/2023 20:18

Early 30's
Size 10/12
Weight around 9/10 stone

Twospaniels · 14/09/2023 20:18

Looking at your arms perhaps around 30-40 yrs old

clothes size 10- 12

weight 60Kg

what’s the prize for getting it right? 😁

NoSquirrels · 14/09/2023 20:18

Azaeleasinbloom · 14/09/2023 20:14

Your arms have some definition there. You are wearing Zara jeans.( Zara and overweight don’t mix in my experience) I would put you at 5’3”. I think you are a size ten. No idea of your age, but your hands look smooth and young.
From what I see you look good. Has your weight changed and you don’t feel good about it ?

This sums up my thoughts pretty well too.

anybloodyname · 14/09/2023 20:19

Please don't do this to yourself

You are gorgeous
You are enough

💐

QueenCoconut · 14/09/2023 20:19

Age 35
size 12
weight 65kg

Thmssngvwlsrnd · 14/09/2023 20:19

36, 9 stone, size 12

Frenchie333 · 14/09/2023 20:19

Please don't buy that outfit!

orchardsquare · 14/09/2023 20:19

I think about size 12 as well. No idea about weight or age - don't do weight and impossible to guess age without seeing your face, but due to the tops of your arms I would say late 40s/early 50s.

Maireas · 14/09/2023 20:20

From just seeing a pair of arms?
No idea. Not the most flattering of outfits but we've all been there.
Plus, changing rooms - never great.

boomoohoo · 14/09/2023 20:20

Early 30s

Size 8-10

I like this outfit

GreenClock · 14/09/2023 20:21

You look fit and healthy. I can’t guess at figures. Buy the jeans!

Ozziedream · 14/09/2023 20:21

The jeans are unflattering : too tight around the crotch. With the right size they would look 100% better. Age anywhere between 30 and 50 but can’t tell without face! Size depends on height I would say size 12. Can’t guess weight without height but upper end of healthy BMI.

Cuc · 14/09/2023 20:22

thank you!
im 5’8, 39, 75 kg and a size 12 sometimes 14.
I think I have plantar fasciitis and I thought it could be because I’m heavy?
I’d like to be 65kg, I was around that for most of my 30s, and have been (pre kids) 55kg. That probably wasn’t healthy. I’d be happy with 60kg. I don’t like how I look now, I’m not losing sleep over it just want to do/be better

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Blackoutbeans · 14/09/2023 20:22

68kg size 12-14 and mid 30s

ICreatedAUserName · 14/09/2023 20:22

50s? But it's impossible to tell could be older or younger.
Size 12, could be heavier as hard to tell from photo.

It's weird posting a thread like this but then I'm also weird for posting in it.

I don't think there is any good reason for posting a photo of yourself online inviting criticism

boomoohoo · 14/09/2023 20:23

Fwiw. I can 'look' anything between an 8 and a 14, depending on outfit, angle, time of day, time of month. I am a 10-12.

FuckingHellAdele · 14/09/2023 20:23

The only thing wrong with that pic is the camel hoof.

Otherwise, i have no idea what age, height or weight you are but you look fine.

AliOlis · 14/09/2023 20:23

Cuc · 14/09/2023 20:07

Hit me, I need a kick up the bum

Why do you need a kick up the bum? Presumably you can do nothing about your age or size (assuming you mean height) so they're pretty irrelevant.
You don't look massively overweight either so your questions are baffling, even if you had given posters enough info to guess.

Ozziedream · 14/09/2023 20:24

Ooh I’m your height and weight twin! I too used to be 55 kg. It was not healthy.

ComtesseDeSpair · 14/09/2023 20:25

Your posture isn’t great which makes you look slumped and podgier than you probably actually are. Work on that and try weights which focus on your upper arms, shoulders and back. You’ll look much better, and feel it too.

Iliketulips · 14/09/2023 20:25

No idea about age and weight, but I'd have said no more than size 12. You look pretty good in those jeans and I think many would be envious.

Comedycook · 14/09/2023 20:26

Definitely not a size 16...I'm a size 16 and I'm bigger than you. You're a size 12 imo though you probably do fit into some size 10 stuff depending on the shop.

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