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Never again would I date a man who.....

159 replies

Strawberryfieldsforeverrr · 02/09/2023 21:48

Drinks. For me I've wasted too many years with someone whose desire to drink trumps any desire he has to make me happy.

What would you run a mile from in your next relationship?

OP posts:
ThanksMateThanksMate · 03/09/2023 02:15

Called iain

tt9 · 03/09/2023 02:23

just never again. been there, got the sticker, now its time to enjoy life.

Missingthegore · 03/09/2023 02:25

Whinges about his chronic medical condition but does nothing to manage it.
Rings his mother everyday on the other side of the world and gets upset about life continuing there without him
Never once opening a window in the house, his place smelled so musty and full of air freshener and didn't believe me that opening windows was my magic solution.

OneForTheRoadThen · 03/09/2023 02:43

Is tight

BarbedBluestocking · 03/09/2023 02:43

Is tight,
drinks,
can't drive,
doesn't know what a clitoris is,
rants about current affairs and politics,
is patronising,
is scruffy,
has questionable hygiene,
smokes

Which covers pretty much every man I know. My life is better for being single.

Timetoflower22 · 03/09/2023 02:52

Obvious, but a narcissist

Timetoflower22 · 03/09/2023 02:53

Someone who knows they are attractive. Even if they are attractive, Immediately
makes them unattractive

madeleine85 · 03/09/2023 04:14

Thinks that a trip to Disney is truly the best holiday ever. He would much rather have visited Epcot at Disney and visited the major city replicas than actually go see the real cities. 🚩

bloomtoperish · 03/09/2023 05:46

Claims to be into tantric sex, in my experience it means they are terrible in bed

Seeleyboo · 03/09/2023 06:26

I'd never date a man ever again. Not even for a coffee.

C1N1C · 03/09/2023 06:34

Has depression

deciduouspants · 03/09/2023 06:36

@FuckoffeeBeforeCoffee Just how naive are you? What do you expect of
an Arsenal supporter

Calistano · 03/09/2023 06:38

Taxi driver, never again.

Lehenaghmore · 03/09/2023 07:07

Deathbyfluffy · 02/09/2023 23:27

I’m a man, but echo a lot of the same points.

  • They need to drive, being a taxi for ex girlfriend was tedious
  • Poor personal hygiene, also a huge issue
  • Thinks something as small as doesn’t read / doesn’t like eggs (?!) is actually in some way significant

Not reading is in no way ‘small’.

FoxtrotOscarFoxtrotOscar · 03/09/2023 07:14

Who has a big bum

Faz469 · 03/09/2023 07:18

Theroom · 02/09/2023 22:17

Is a Mummy's boy

This

WedRine · 03/09/2023 07:19

Anyone who smokes (no matter what the substance).

Strawberryfieldsforeverrr · 03/09/2023 07:25

I'll add another one....snores. Like a fucking train and won't do anything to try to mitigate it, then wonders why I won't share a bed. My sleep apparently is completely unimportant and I should just sit up for 8 hours listening to him snore.
Means we can never go in holiday without booking 2 rooms and doubling the cost.

OP posts:
SauronsArsehole · 03/09/2023 07:31

I’ve just given up.

most blokes in my age range (35-45) either have young kids or want kids. I have a college age teen. Men with kids often want you to meet their kids too quickly and then theres little adult time. One bloke in particular tried to get me to meet his kids quickly and then we never saw each other on his kid free days so he could still do his hobbies. Fuck that.

I’m not a big drinker and smoking anything is a no no. Pub lunch with half a pint. Fine. Working to get shit faced every Friday night. Not fine.

doesn’t read. Doesn’t always have to be novels because some lengthy articles are just as brain nourishing. But lack of desire to read or learn anything new.

wont watch a movie with subtitles.

greed. Specifically doesn’t respect that I may have my own treat box (they can have theirs too) and pilfers all my stuff I’ve got for myself OR scoffs all the nice food out the fridge ruining planned meals and leaving nothing much left . I grew up hungry and often had to hide food to stop it being taken away, I’m significantly better but this is one of those issues I can’t seem to fix and need someone understanding of it. One ex would frequently snack on all the nice bits of food. Eating chorizo as a snack, an entire wedge of Brie on toast half a pack of ham in a sandwich then get mad there was nothing to make a meal.

Also on the food. Has weird food dislikes and won’t eat many things or only eats potatoes and meat.

poor hygiene

watches porn

debts, I’m debt free. I expect him to be as well.

doesn’t drive and/or refuses to us the bus. Sometimes driving is not cost effective or there’s no parking and a refusal to use public transport gives me the ick. You’re not special stop being a snob.

Countingdowntochristmas · 03/09/2023 07:42

I come on to say exactly the same thing as you OP. Being with a bordeline alcoholic is not the way forward

slobro · 03/09/2023 07:44

Let me see...

Smokes weed
Plays on games consoles obsessively
Is religious
Lazy at work

girlygirly · 03/09/2023 07:51

Hates his parents (with no good reason)
Gets drunk
Has no friends
Is a lying bastard.

(Yep, looking at you PAF)

HoneyPotts · 03/09/2023 07:55

Is a mummy’s boy
Games

ChaToilLeam · 03/09/2023 07:58

If I wasn’t with DP, I don’t think I would bother dating again. But if I did, here are the no-nos:

Porn
Moaning about things but not sorting them
Weed
Watching sports on TV all the time
Has young kids
Lazy
Poor hygiene - personal and in the home
Addictions: booze, gambling, drugs etc

A lot of single men are single for good reason!

Member589500 · 03/09/2023 07:58

I’m another one who is happily single but there are a few here I am surprised at.

I love that men have their passions, football or fishing or whatever. I find it endearing. As long as they are not selfish about sharing their time when it comes to parenting or housework.

Although I’m now firmly single, having navigated a few relationships and a long marriage I have three young adults to support and worry about so I am very interested in the current state of the dating game. I would say they are all wary . Both daughters say they they are most put off by aggressiveness in any form.

Great thread!

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