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Brooklyn 99

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more vino · 31/08/2023 22:06

Jake Peralts's Funniest lines

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Sux2buthen · 31/08/2023 22:37

Literal chills

Gordonsgrin · 31/08/2023 22:38

Cool cool cool

mummy2oneandtwo · 31/08/2023 22:45

"Title of your sex tape....title of our sex tape!!!"

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more vino · 31/08/2023 22:45

Gordonsgrin · 31/08/2023 22:38

Cool cool cool

No doubt no doubt cool 😎

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Plumful · 31/08/2023 22:46

Omg i LOVE this show. Love Captain Holt too

Jayneisagirlsname · 31/08/2023 22:49

Any where he calls Captain Holt dad 😁

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more vino · 31/08/2023 22:49

mummy2oneandtwo · 31/08/2023 22:45

"Title of your sex tape....title of our sex tape!!!"

I hope it wasn't a mistake.. title of Amy's sex tape 😊

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more vino · 31/08/2023 22:50

Jayneisagirlsname · 31/08/2023 22:49

Any where he calls Captain Holt dad 😁

Wish he as my dad😊

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Moonshine5 · 31/08/2023 22:54

Gina definitely has the best lines
You faced your fear. ... Rosa: That was a wig? Gina: You didn't think I'd put my actual hair in a ponytail? Are you insane?😂

mummy2oneandtwo · 31/08/2023 23:02

Also any banter between Wunch and Holt 🤣

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more vino · 31/08/2023 23:07

Love Love Terry who always talks about himself in the first person. ' damn Jake . U know that Terry loves love' brilliant and he's ace in White Chocolate cos ❤️

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more vino · 31/08/2023 23:08

Not chocolate obvs.. white chicks 😊

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Moonshine5 · 31/08/2023 23:09

Kevin Cheddar Scully Hitchcock.....

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more vino · 31/08/2023 23:12

Moonshine5 · 31/08/2023 22:54

Gina definitely has the best lines
You faced your fear. ... Rosa: That was a wig? Gina: You didn't think I'd put my actual hair in a ponytail? Are you insane?😂

Amy was so excited about something and Gina asked her if she was on the cover of 'Pulled back Hair ' magazine. Genius 😊😊

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Wibblywobblylikejelly · 31/08/2023 23:14

Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way

PureBlackVoid · 31/08/2023 23:20

Wibblywobblylikejelly · 31/08/2023 23:14

Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way

‘Now number 5…’

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more vino · 31/08/2023 23:26

Wibblywobblylikejelly · 31/08/2023 23:14

Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way

One of the best scenes x

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lifeturnsonadime · 31/08/2023 23:29

Terry loves yoghurt....

The early ones are the best ever.

Have you seen Parks and Rec, it's of the same mindset. One of my favourite ever characters of all time is Ron Swanson.

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more vino · 31/08/2023 23:31

Chills, literally chills' Jake
Number 5 killed my brother
Oh I forgot about that, Jake

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more vino · 31/08/2023 23:34

lifeturnsonadime · 31/08/2023 23:29

Terry loves yoghurt....

The early ones are the best ever.

Have you seen Parks and Rec, it's of the same mindset. One of my favourite ever characters of all time is Ron Swanson.

I love parks and rec too. Ron Swanson is the best. He just doesn't give a fuck 😎

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FoodieToo · 31/08/2023 23:54

I think it’s the funniest series ever . It just makes me laugh again and again .
Funny we tend to re watch it when away on holiday and that makes it even better .
The characters are just incredibly well developed and so funny.
I think it beats the Inbetweeners for me as it’s stood the test of time better.

NowNumber5 · 01/09/2023 00:02

PureBlackVoid · 31/08/2023 23:20

‘Now number 5…’

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You called? 😎

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more vino · 04/09/2023 21:36

Just watched Terry dancing with Gina because she'd been danced out of Floorgasm in the office. So so funny. Terry's cape work was second to none 😂😂

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ReeseWitherfork · 04/09/2023 21:39

“The doctor said all my bleeding was internal…. That’s where the bloods supposed to be.”

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more vino · 04/09/2023 21:57

Reesewitherfork
Loving your username and such a funny quote. There almost too many to mention 😀

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