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My DS just melted my heart

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AssertiveGertrude · 30/07/2023 11:15

I was sorted old toiletries and cleaning the bathroom and ds wanted to help and he said ‘this is daddy’s ... ‘

Then he said ah mum has lots of green pipes

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 had to share

OP posts:
homeforme · 30/07/2023 12:34

Urgh ignore the auto

Mummies and daddies Blush

Mummy's and Daddy's

Gammykneedotcom · 30/07/2023 12:37

I've got green ones! They're the Tampax super ones.

This thread is so funny. OP you need to add the actual details otherwise nobody will understand.

green pipes just sounds like you've been smoking weed on the toilet using green paraphernalia 😂

Usernamenotavailabletryanother · 30/07/2023 12:37

itwasntmetho · 30/07/2023 12:16

That is really cute.

Unless DS is 15.

Haven’t done a lol on here in a long time, but that did it.

MargaretThursday · 30/07/2023 12:38

Ds discovered at about 18 months that compact tampons made very good missiles with inbuilt launcher.
That was a fun supermarket trip. 😂

Noizettely · 30/07/2023 12:39

Theblacksheepandme · 30/07/2023 12:15

Completely

With a bit of climate change virtue signalling thrown in.

UpUpUpU · 30/07/2023 12:39

I’m stumped too??

ladygindiva · 30/07/2023 12:43

AssertiveGertrude · 30/07/2023 11:15

I was sorted old toiletries and cleaning the bathroom and ds wanted to help and he said ‘this is daddy’s ... ‘

Then he said ah mum has lots of green pipes

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 had to share

Love it! Reminds me of when a friend of mines daughter aged about 3 gave relatives a grand tour of the family's new house , showed them the new bathroom " this is the shower, this is the toilet " and picked up the box of Tampax " these are for mummy to wipe her bum" 🤣

Prescottdanni123 · 30/07/2023 12:50

I have a great sense of humour. And I'm sure I would find this funny but as I wasn't in the room I don't know what he found that were his dad's and what green pipes are. I'm curious though so tell us, please?

Saucepot1985 · 30/07/2023 12:55

Some people this thread are unnecessarily rude. Also it’s not really hard to work out, are people that dim?

Saucepot1985 · 30/07/2023 12:55

Bless him OP it’s the innocence! ❤️

Whatswhatwhichiswhich · 30/07/2023 12:56

How did it melt your heart? Confused you can’t be normalising it all that much if he thinks they’re pipes. DC at 6 knew what a tampon looked like and that it was for periods, he asked, I answered, normal parental teaching moment.

Whatswhatwhichiswhich · 30/07/2023 12:57

@Prescottdanni123 green pipes = tampons. Some brands come in a green wrapper.

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Whatswhatwhichiswhich · 30/07/2023 13:03

@Saucepot1985 what an incredibly ableist post, you are extremely discriminatory.

homeforme · 30/07/2023 13:04

@Saucepot1985

People who have a communication disorder are not using it as a fucking excuse. It's who they are. I can't believe people still have such nasty attitudes towards people with disabilities - there is so much information out there to help you learn.

Whatswhatwhichiswhich · 30/07/2023 13:05

I also have no idea what you mean by giving it the big ones. There is no large words within my post.

Saucepot1985 · 30/07/2023 13:05

homeforme · 30/07/2023 13:04

@Saucepot1985

People who have a communication disorder are not using it as a fucking excuse. It's who they are. I can't believe people still have such nasty attitudes towards people with disabilities - there is so much information out there to help you learn.

Here we go…here they come…

pizzaHeart · 30/07/2023 13:06

PurpleChrayne · 30/07/2023 11:30

It's not a lack of MN humour. It's a lack of clarity in the OP! If you'd explained what green pipes were, it would have made sense.

This^

NooNakedJacuzziness · 30/07/2023 13:06

Well this escalated quickly

Whatswhatwhichiswhich · 30/07/2023 13:07

@Saucepot1985 if you dislike autistic people then get off the internet and hide away in your house. We’ve as much right to be here as you do.

HarrietJet · 30/07/2023 13:07

Saucepot1985 · 30/07/2023 13:05

Here we go…here they come…

What is your issue?

Saucepot1985 · 30/07/2023 13:08

Whatswhatwhichiswhich · 30/07/2023 13:07

@Saucepot1985 if you dislike autistic people then get off the internet and hide away in your house. We’ve as much right to be here as you do.

I don’t dislike Autistic people at all. That isn’t what I said.

homeforme · 30/07/2023 13:09

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