My DS just melted my heart

[AssertiveGertrude]

I was sorted old toiletries and cleaning the bathroom and ds wanted to help and he said ‘this is daddy’s ... ‘

Then he said ah mum has lots of green pipes

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 had to share

I got it lol

Green pipes are tampons.

Very sweet :)

I have literally never seen a green tampon

I got it too and I haven't had to use green (or any other coloured for that matter) pipes for many a year! Made me smile

I have a sense of humour but don't understand gibberish.

This thread has a bit of a "laugh at my garbled trivia, you humourless bastards!" vibe.

The OP made no sense whatsoever. As far as I'm aware, I've never seen a green tampon.

So what was daddy’s?

The box night have been green?

Love these types of posts, make me laugh!

Out if the mouth of babies...

The Tampax super is green for all those absolutely flummoxed.

I'm missing something. I don't see it as either cute or funny!

I think we need to know what was daddy’s.

OP your post is the anecdotal version of join the dots. With very few dots 😂

Completely

That is really cute.

Unless DS is 15.

How is this cute enough to melt your heart

The wrapper, not the actual tampon

Applicator, not non applicator

Different brands use different colours

I don't understand why people comment on stuff just to make the OP feel stupid or whatever. It's Sunday, go do something that makes you happy.

My DN once had a meltdown in the middle of town as she wanted to open one thinking they were sweets! Aren’t children the light of the world 🙂

Yes, I understand this because I am not stupid. I have still never seen a green one.

If the OP had made any sense, people wouldn't be posting to say it makes no sense.

If it did make sense, people might have said awww cute, or whatever. But it wasn't cute or heartwarming, because it made no sense.

I never used tampons during my menstruating years so had no clue they could be green!

Well, OP was cleaning the bathroom-so maybe the actual pipes were green? Not sure why it's cute or funny though. Or if previous posters are correct and they are tampons then you haven't really normalised it-because he doesn't know what they are and thinks they're pipes?

Well done, I just googled green tampon not thinking there might be images of diseases and discharge.

It's up there with blue waffle.

OP, before you attack everyone, you forgot to say what the green pipes actually are. We can't read minds.

It doesn't matter: it's indicative of the child saying 'daddies soap, mummy's razor, daddies spray...'

'Oh mummies green pipes'