What words mispronounced by children have become parts of your family's vocabulary?

[Flakjacketon]

We have 3:
Nuggut- yoghurt
Sniggle - signal
Plumps - plums

My husband also asks 2 year old if she wants the tabbit. For tablet haha.

And Mehsin. For medicine.

We drove through Datchet years ago and the eldest who is now 21, must have been about 6 at the time and was mispronouncing it as Dipshit.

“Man and Doggie” for “Wallace and Grommit”, “One Eye, Two Eye” for “Monsters Inc.” Wudju for I love you. Keemah for Grammie. Chicken with Crumbs for breaded chicken. Skabetti for Spaghetti. Skapaball for basketball.

Sparrats = Sparrows
Pudgins = pigeons

When try to get my very young DD to understand that not all birds were ducks 🦆

Banyanana for banana
Barcaboo for barbecue
And my favourite- man scarer for pan scourer

Fairly wicklid. Still say it now and he's 35!

Soddages - Sausages
Microphone - microwave
Sarge - Sage
Twowsers - Trousers
Twild - Child

Thermoblaster = thermometer

Goggot - yogurt
Yasses - glasses
Tuddle - cuddle
Tiss - kiss
Toorlut - toilet
Bessbess - breakfast
Binish - finish
Bish - fish
Toze - toast

Bammage - sandwich
Cuckumbicar - cucumber
Seeyul - cereal
Dipdip - any condiment
Keeeeen - clean
Dot-tor - doctor
Dennis - dentist

There are so so many. I love toddler chat it's the best!

Last one

Pinder - spider
Angerfly - butterfly
Harripillar- caterpillar
Hooner hoops - hulahoops
Purlapul - purple

Hebilicopter & Hynina (Hyena)

We also had

Piderwep... Spiderweb
Coomber... Cucumber
Merry Go...Let it go (Frozen)
Big one tiny... A small amount
Ouchy-aaargh (whilst pointing in mouth)... Sick

Nursery = worse-ery
Willy = wally

Bomatoes- tomatoes!

Cocka-cocka-do (cockadoodledo)

Today, the Red Arrows flew over the house.

Boy twin relayed to Nanny, "I saw Red Mar-toes"

Girl twin, "I saw Barrows!!"

Booby dress - bra
Hi pad - IPad

fish toe - Vimto!

Sam smug for anything by samsung

Puhmamas - pajamas

Snow, pronounced sthnow
Feeling sick and dizzy = feeling dick and sizzy
Popcorn = cop porn

Skellington for skeleton, I find it really hard to say skeleton now!
Crips for crisps
Boat snacks- soft tacos

Skellington 🤣 I love it!

Cheryls = squirrels
Sumbarine = submarine
Jarps = grapes