What words mispronounced by children have become parts of your family's vocabulary?

[Flakjacketon]

We have 3:
Nuggut- yoghurt
Sniggle - signal
Plumps - plums

Smelly Galton Bridge for Smethwick Galton Bridge

A mongoose instead of the game among us

Margarine Fruits (Marzipan Fruits)
Ferrero Rogers
Wibbles (nipples)

We had bobix for weetabix

The first time my kid saw the word quality written down.
He would have heard it before, but we were at a beach burger stall that said quality beef burgers.
He pronounced every single letter while we all fell around.

It's now pronounced chwaaaalitay

Chicken pox always known as pockin chix after I attempted to say it aged three.

30 year old DNephew called a squirrel a 'squizzle' when be was 2. I still say it...

Cucamumber (( cucumber ))

One day I laughed and corrected her as usual and she never said cucamumber again. :( 😞

I couldn't say father Christmas as a child and would say father mit met me (( father Christmas tree )) my brother still uses that one 😂😂😂

Fried eggs - Friday eggs
Sausages - Sa sars

Nobnobs - Hobnobs

Jungle sale - jumble sale.
Hose pipe band - hose pipe ban.

Sunscream

Dairylea - cow in a circle that goes moo

Loads in our family but my personal favourite is courtesy of DS who in about year 4 or 5 told me that he had been reading about that well known territory of Denmark, The Ferrero Islands. (I believe they have a very generous Ambassador 😂)

Ladypop =Lollypop Lady

Good i dinner - good idea
Oh mine Dave's! - oh my days!
Vengetables - vegetables
Breakfrist - breakfast

Squiddle/wirrell for squirrel,
pasgetti blow my nose,
spaghetti carabanana,
aminal, hopsital, mazagine, crips.
Son's favourite - you are really getting off my nervous!

Bananas are forever blarblies, even 20 years later 😁

Melfant = elephant

Brekfix - breakfast
Lellow - yellow
Magich- magic

Bossy boobs = bossy boots
Basanya = lasagne

Armbow. =. Elbow.

Gerrronibones!!!!

Geronimo!

Robert that
Over and out.

Kekky hoops - spaghetti hoops
Hostable- hospital
Wother one - other one
(Full original phrase was "Wother one ear wibby" as my sister was brushing out then-dog Squib's (known as Squibby) ears)

From DD: these are over 5-6 years old but we still use them:

Hand semanitizer (hand sanitizer)
Note wipe (nose wipe)

From Ds:
Biquet (biscuit)
Happy doo doo (happy birthday to you or also just birthday) - this has progressed now to "happy do you baby clap clap" as in he sings these words instead of "happy birthday to you" but we still call it happy doo doo.

E house for genevieves playhouse. We cant help but ask our 2 year old now if she wants to watch E house.

Wink peas for drink, please.

Even my ten year old dd says to the two year old, don't worry, I will get you a wink.

Clocklet for chocolate