What words mispronounced by children have become parts of your family's vocabulary?

[Flakjacketon]

We have 3:
Nuggut- yoghurt
Sniggle - signal
Plumps - plums

pompooter (computer)
darling room (dining room)
deddicot feet (apricot wheats cereal)
ellytotter (helicopter)
hodgeheg (hedgehog)

baby sister spy-pee for spicy. Still said by everyone in relation to a pizza express American hot well over 20 years later

Bobbries-Blueberries
Bubbles-boobs
Squimbles-Squirrels
Canga bank-roundabout (no idea, it took ages to work out what she meant)
soup taste- suitcase
beer-mirror (an american friend pronounced it 'meer' which also stuck)

Brokus - broken
Ommputer - computer
Clipped on house - a semi or terrace

My 16 year old daughter was the first grandchild and couldn't say grandma so called my mom namaa said how it sounds out and now that's all 10 grandchildren call her ❤️

Croc o die yul

Still in regular use years down the line-

Emmonlade (lemonade)
Trinwin (television)
Glubs (gloves)
Sainsbrids (sainsbury's)
Alicious (delicious)

Rain-ins - raisins
Underbrella - umbrella
A round and a claws - a round of applause
Poat and grubs - coat and gloves

Par carp instead of car park
Radigator instead of radiator

Poo burps, meaning farts

Awww, we have glubs too

Hedgiemog for hedgehog.
Cheddar George for Cheddar Gorge.

Not us, but I loved the girl who rendered Alzheimer’s disease as Old Timers’ disease. 🥹

Back in the day Safeway (remember them?) used to be nicknamed Safferway thanks to a primary school classmate of mine.

Bumbleies- blueberries
pack te lunch - paked lunch - this is more of a pronounciation thing

Beeboos for boobies 🍈🍈

Olderly also known as elderly.

Dd10 could never say grandad and all ways said rat rat, even though she can now say grandad she still calls FIL Rat-rat and he calls her mouse mouse 😂

Traffic Gordon for Traffic Warden
Curry for Granny
Sue sue for Susan
Tel for John

😍

Haassgropper or 'harsegropper' for 'grasshopper' > my all time fave and 5 year old DC still says it..although think she knows it's not correct. We go along with it tho!

I'm full-handed = can't carry anymore
Taking for ages = taking a long time

Flamingo is Flambingo
Peanut butter is petey putter
Controller is untroller

Boris Johnson’s morphed into borrisons = Morrisons (came to life during covid)
peggies = sweeties
half turn = half term

Piggy button- belly button
Piggy mouse- Mickey Mouse
Nunkett- blanket
Cuntasaurus- carnotaurus (we don't say this one in front of DS as he can't remember saying it but it caused extreme hilarity)

Bare-knickered!!

Gungar - for any white goods in the house 😂. No idea why. So we might say “I put the milk back in the gungar” or “can you take the washing out of the gungar?”

Boover - hoover
Mobike - motorbike
Quackerloni - guacamole

All in regular use still by me and DS (aged20) who invented them 😊.