Today Temu thinks I would like to buy...

[PuttingDownRoots]

... colourful hats for chickens

Why?

Don't you want your chickens to look nice?

I wish Temu would piss off, it's EVERYWHERE. Even people in YouTube videos are now doing ads for them

They are forever trying to sell me what I thought were sex toys but on closer inspection might be headphones. I wish they’d piss off too.

Why wouldn’t you want a tiny hat for a chicken?

I judge people who buy from TEMU.

True.

But an impossibly cheap one??

Why? For the health and safety of your chickens. Poultry can get sunstroke too you know? Tch!
You shouldn't even HAVE chickens if you don't know this.

Temu knows I really need some fake Harry Potter Lego and is taunting me daily 😭

Noooo don't wish temu away, I love seeing the random shit it wants me to buy. It's almost as good as when Shein suggests stuff like this 😆😆😆

**Impossibly cheep

😂😂😂🤐

Got thursh just looking at that fucking hot mess.

I love TEMU.

I also had an option for disposable ear covers.

Unfortunately we have no chickens (or fortunately as I struggle to keep cacti alive) to purchase the snazzy hats for.

Slippers for your hamster anyone? Bargain!

That poor hamster!

Anyone know what that blue plastic thing is on temu ads on MN?

They are so cute

Is it this one? Because it's a fishing lure. Apparently.

To be fair at 5cm it wouldn’t be much good for anything else!
can anyone screenshot the chickens hats please, I’m sure my hens would look amazing in them 😂 (but I won’t be buying anything from Temu so they’ll have to remain unadorned).

@SoupDragon 🫣 Don't think anyone is going to be catching any fish with that...

Amazon are at it as well - they seemed adamant that my chicken needs to be seen (I do not have chickens)

I’m not shelling out that’s for sure.

No soup dragon, its got wheels and what can only be described as a flaccid knob on the side of it, weird looking thing.

Do your chickens have a special occasion coming up? Otherwise I wouldn't bother with a hat! Maybe a nice jacket?

I reverse image searched it!

https://www.amazon.co.uk/FECAMOS-Fishing-Silicone-Lifelike-Paddle/dp/B09YR5XSJT

I love Temu ads when they pop up on my facebook feed.