Today Temu thinks I would like to buy...

[PuttingDownRoots]

... colourful hats for chickens

Why?

Surgical style masks for cats were my latest. Keep you cat safe from pollutants. I find my hands useful so I'll give it a miss.

@SoupDragon I take it back!

Well, the chicken hats are clearly a bargain! What’s not to like?

I Have Never Heard of Temu. Thank God.

Wtf 😂😂😂

😂😂😂

Best mumsnet thread in ages

Apparently it's for cleaning bike chains <wise nod>

I mean if I had a chicken I might want a hat for it..... 😆

This thread is giving me life after a crappy day at work, please continue 🤣

Thanks for clearing that up, it's been bugging me for days. 😁

TEMU also sell chicken helmets for all of you who own stunt poultry.

😂😂😂 That's hilarious!

@AutumnDragon my FB feed suggested hi-vis chicken vests last month. I was almost tempted to get chickens just so I could buy them the vest.

Now, with hats also on offer, I'm even more tempted.

😂😂😂😂

"Stunt poultry"
🤣🤣🤣

Temu always wants me to buy weird padded knickers with a cut out where your bum would be. At least I think that’s what they are. I’ve been too scared to click on them.

I think the cat would kill me in my sleep if I bought him these...

Can someone post a picture of the bike cleaner, I am wondering if this is the thing I am seeing?

All they offer me are the stacking storage boxes with the cute doors. I have resisted so far...

Just why? 🤷🏻‍♀️

Temu reminds me of Betterware catalogues. Designed to make you think that a gadget is an absolute must and will revolutionise your life.

Then you remember that you have survived for decades without said implement and it looks like an absolute bugger to clean anyway.

Omg! I need some chickens asap…

And I’ve never heard of Temu but I’m off to see what other quality items they have in store. Hamster slippers 😬

Yes me too plus some other distinctly odd looking piece of er, equipment for want of a better word.

The internet suggested for me to buy some giant hamster ball type things for chickens to be able to safely be outside without being eaten by foxes.
Internet world is very concerned with chicken health and safety it seems.