Today Temu thinks I would like to buy...

[PuttingDownRoots]

... colourful hats for chickens

Why?

I have never used that site. I used wish once to buy one of those inserts you put in a case that is like mini shelves when you hang up, I didn't even search for anything else. This was a year ago. Some of the suggestions I get now are very crude/wacky and seem so random that it takes me all my time not to click on them out of curiosity.

My kids would totally have wanted me to buy hats and hi vis for the Chickens when they were little.
Ours were free range and I used to catch the younger boy catching them and putting tea towels around their necks he said they were superman capes madness! They'd run off and I had to go out and take all the tea towels off them.

Etsy offered to screenprint my face onto a spud today.

Does that count?

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/655061743/potato-pal-your-face-on-a-potato-send-us

Same. Wish I’d screen shot them.

😆

What a world we live in.

Weird plastic tat, just what we need more of. 🙄

I keep getting the video with your wan in the cheap orange dress prancing around zapping drag wigs onto men with the "Temu! Temu! I'm shopping like a billionaire! I feel so RICH!" song.
When I can be arsed, I sing along "Landfill! Landfill! I'm buying tat! I feel like a twat! Ignore the cost of living and spend it on plastic shite!" and sourly imagine a Just Stop Oil / XR protestor superglued to her.

This really made me laugh

Thanks @HorribleNecktie - I think my ladies would look absolutely spiffing in these hats and the hi viz would really complete the overall look! Now actually putting the things on them would be an issue, I don’t touch them 😂 dh does but I just sit in the garden watching them scratch about like lunatics from my patio!

Are they some kind of a sex pant, as Rob Brydon might say? I've been getting them too, and some sort of empty plastic finger.

So gross.

@hotinthesunwithcola have you tried out the bucket washing machine yet? I had one of these sent to me as a free gift, I took it out of the box for a look but youngest DD has made me promise not to
test it out until she is back from uni at the weekend so it is sat on the side waiting for her return. Looking forward to it, I will be able to wash 5 pairs of pants OR an entire t shirt in my bucket

Omg Yes!!😸👏👏👏

Is she the same one who buys random wigs to drop on the heads of unsuspecting bald men?

Mens undies.

I think they are for cycling

Reminded me of this lovely image on SHEIN 🤢

I'm such a sucker for the random adverts that pop up ... I always have to click on them to see what mad thing they are selling

Wtf is that?.

Wish sell shit like this too - I have a game with one of my WhatsApp chats - sex toy or not? 🤔

For example:

Temu stresses me out, constant reminders of all this low quality plastic tat that's heading straight for landfill

A fishing hook to catch the sucker fish. Why n hell is it shaped as male genitals vv strange.

Correct! Gold star for you!

Exactly! Why is it shaped like a knob?!

Blowfish?

(I'll see myself out).

You can also get arms with the thumbs up and flicking the bird