Sharing profound shite your child never said, piss off Marie, your child can barely ask for a barney bear, let alone are they wiser than aristotle.
Forcing children into eclectic music tastes, let them discover their own. I know someone who's kids HATE music that isn't older than their granny. Behave, you should be dancing to gangham style at the school disco, not locking yourselves in your rooms crying to the moody blues.
Parents hosting child's parties that are more expensive than a wedding. With floral arrangements and grazing platters.
Let them have some wotsits and a paw patrol fairy cake and a butty. It won't harm them.
Never letting them get dirty. I'm sorry you want your insta pictures immaculate but for every single reason being a child is good fun, let them roll in grass/sand/splash in puddles without having a fucking episode that you don't have kids that look like they belong to influncers.
Neutral everything. Yawn.
Claiming your child is ASD without any pathway in place, then when the ASD kids do something genuinely autistic, being horrified and claim, "well my little darling doesn't behave like that, he just won't eat peas and sweetcorn without separating them".
Complaining that your aggressive little darlings are just very passionate when they're spoilt as fuck and hurt other kids when playing sport even mildly competitively.
"But ruggers is tobias's passion! He shouldn't have to apologise for knocking Henry's tooth out, it was only a baby one!"
Little girls wearing slogan tops that say "mini influencer". I'm not anti influencer and believe it must take huge dedication to succeed, but, you're literally willing away your child's privacy.
Filming kids that often that your house becomes more like a Stacey Dooley weekend sleepover than a home. Then sharing every bit of their privacy with the world.
Teaching NT children they're never going to be told no.
Well kids, this won't work out well for you.
Either not Teaching children to question anything with "be kind" or not teaching them to "be kind" at all, to the point they're ilmannered and rude.
Being a dickhead to the teachers for any reason, if you disagree with a teacher, go higher, don't be a rude little arsehole to them.
Headbands on newborn girls, I've seen parents have them on so tight they leave lines. Why would you cause a baby harm just for a fashion statement? Tell me.