Advice you’d never share in real life …

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because it would be TMI, or shows a side of you that you prefer not to be seen, etc.

I’ll start 😊

Never let out a large fart while pant-less after applying haemorrhoid cream. Especially when a internal application has been required.

With pants I imagine it’s also pretty bad but more .. contained.

thank me later x

There are apparently more germs on your computer keyboard than your toilet seat, but your keyboard is less likely to harbour e-coli.

I don't understand 'wipe front to back'. Doesn't everyone wipe from perineum to anus for bum and perineum to past the clit for the front? So shouldn't it be wipe inside out?

noooo I sort of blot at the front then go front to back… I think. Will really need to pay attention when I go the loo as i’m confused now 🤔

no, definitely don’t wipe from perineum to clit

Lol and you do the back end first and move to the front end when that's clean..... I haven't died yet so can't be that bad

I need help with RLS, but I'm single!

Don't wipe or put your fingers near your veejayjay after cutting up birds eye chilli peppers without washing your hands for about 30 mins! Just 5 mins of hands under the tap doesn't cut it!

or put contact lenses in, even after washing thoroughly, although the vag might enjoy it, depending on your sensitivity/levels of weirdness lol

Even worse!

@LuluGuinea you do know there are ways to have orgasms when you're single, don't you..?

Yes but I don't want to go to hell!

Um, you won't go to hell! Babies do it before they're even born and they're certainly not going to hell.