Cringe expressions

[Silverseas1]

I know this has been covered loads of times but here it is again. Feel free to ignore. Does anyone else positively cringe when reading or hearing people say 'would of' 'could of', 'should of' instead of have? It makes my toes curl 🤦‍♀️🤣

Woops, that was aimed at @Beginningless

Now the weather is warmer people are getting their hot tubs out again. I'm in a Lay

• z-Spa group on Facebook and the amount of people that have a 'puncher' in their hot tub after getting it out of winter storage is unbelievable. I feel like asking them who has been hitting it 🤨

Shocking. Don’t these people ever read? Do they never see the written word?

@Clevs , they should remove the violent thug from the tub

People who talk in clichès, trotted out endlessly. Every funeral they go to the person “had a good send-off” “did him proud”. Every night out “a good time was had by all” and the kid/dog/ husband is “living their best life”. Worst of all (can barely bring myself to type it) “love you” “love you more” Aaarghhh. Piss off with your fake sentiments

Beginningless · Today 11:51

Also ‘funky’ referring to smell. No. That’s not what funky means!

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/funky

I'm 53 and have known it to be used to mean a bad smell since early childhood....

I thought funky was the type of music Nile Rogers plays…

I’ve commented already but I’m back to says that “cozzy livs” and “chazza” have made me laugh. I like ‘em!

When I laughed, I didn’t “spit my coffee over the keyboard” though. Because no one ever did that.

Stanky got funky, check it out you tube. Enjoy.

Stanky get funky. U tube

‘Rocked up’ 😡
As in: ’She just rocked up at ten o’clock’.
Everyone uses this term at work for some reason and I hate it.

Gotten

I immediately stop reading a post if I see it.

Oh yes, all of this.
And phrases like: ‘Crowns on queens!’ 🤢 which someone I know trots out on social media every time she posts a photo of her with her ‘huns’ 😐

Mmm and “Sunday morning vibes” Total cringe-fest

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It’s funny too how every dead person was ‘beautiful’. Ugly people don’t die apparently.

Pre-loved for second hand things, especially when applied to something like a manky old sofa with stains on it.

In the office when someone says to a colleague 'are you winning today?'.

I didn't think that phrase would have staying-power but still hear it.

Also they, more often than not, "lit up a room" with their smile.

I do sometimes ponder on what will be said about me. "She wasn't always grumpy" or something similarly uneffusive I would imagine 😁

😂It was very much loved indeed.

Yep funky goes back years, remember Samantha's Mr Funky Spunk in SaTC

Putting someone on a "pedalstool"!!

Did you post that a bit 'fearsley'? You sound 'high rate'.